News Parents and kids are such pussies these days

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    My daughter got invited to a sleepover birthday party this Friday. In the email its a full list of what they will be doing and watching and asking if it is OK.
    There's also a list of the foods to make sure that the girls like them and don't have allergies
     
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    Bathe your kids in peanut butter before you send em over.
     
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    shiv is a liar about everything
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Make sure you don't let them see the camera you sewed into her backpack.
     
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    I use to ride to school everyday and come home when I wanted
     
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    "My husband will be checking on them often"
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    I always see 2 year-olds riding a tiny bike with training wheels, and they have helmets on. I'm thinking " why dont they just put helmets all over the kids body. One on the head and one on each hand and foot."
     
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    That's your problem for having kids..:dontknow: Wait ill the wage attachments kick in, They're coming..:hhh:
     
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    Parents have to be pussies because if something happens, some kids parents might be dicks about it. Dicks can end up fucking pussies over... Happens all the time.
     
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    I remember sleep overs as a kid. Watching R rated movies, eating junk, and staying up late
     
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    Well, not all the girls will be bringing dildos, so they have to be supplied.
     
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    Sounds more like a competition thing than a pussy thing. Mommy wants her "event" to be the talk of the town. A less cynical take - she just wants her daughter's party to be special and for all her guests to have a good time. :dontknow:
     
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    My neighbor is an ambulance chaser.

    He has parents sign a liability waiver before he'll allow kids to come over.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    When I send my kids over to a sleepover they can do what ever they want, eat what ever they want. That's the fun. As long and the parents aren't getting drunk and high and there is some sort of supervision I'm good.
     
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    I watched my first R rated horror movie during a sleepover at a friend's house and loved every minute of it (my parents would not have approved). We ate McDonald's and stayed up all night. Fuck these pussy parents and their kids that are "allergic" to everything.
     
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    So no sleepover's at Jeff's house for your kids ?
     
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    Seriously? Head injuries are no joke and it doesn't take much to have a severe irreversible brain injury. We know a lot more about head injuries than we did years ago. I had a friend fall off of his motorcycle at a stop sign. He struck the side of his head on a rock (wearing a helmet) his was airlifted to a hospital and still suffers the affect to this day, he can't remember many simple works "is,me" etc... If it wasn't wearing his helmet the DR said he would be a vegetable.

    My kids always wear a helmet and it's a constant battle since none of their friend do.
     
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    This was my fondest memory of a movie at one of my sleepovers as a kid.

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