Parents Can’t Name Their Child ‘Nutella,’ French Court Says

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    What's the best name you ever heard of? I knew a girl growing up whose name was L'asagne...:giggle:
    A judge noted that Nutella "is the trade name of a spread"
    A recently-born baby named Nutella was renamed by a court in the French city of Valenciennes after a judge ruled that the parents’ decision to the name the child after a food was against the child’s interest, according to a new report in the newspaper La Voix Du Nord.

    “The name ‘Nutella’ given to the child is the trade name of a spread,” the court’s decision read, according to a translation. “And it is contrary to the child’s interest to be wearing a name like that can only lead to teasing or disparaging thoughts.”

    The judge renamed the child Ella after the parents failed to show up at a court appointed day in November. The baby was born in September.
     
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    So many delicious ironies therein...
     
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    the part of you that really likes to believe we're all the same and all that stuff hopes these people aren't black

    the other part of you is pretty certain these people are black
     
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    i know a dog named pepsi, and its owner worked for coca cola
     
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    Theres a crazy old lady down the block from me and her dogs name is Fed Ex.
     
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    It IS against the child's interest, but I wouldn't want the gummint telling me what I could name my kid.
     
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    idiot courts, idiot parents. They can call their kid whatever they want, such a waste of time
     
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    My god the French are faggots.
     
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    With these parents, I am guessing that the name Nutella is going to be the least of this kid's problems throughout her life.

    :(
     
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    Nazi-obsessed father who named son Adolf Hilter still fighting for custody in New Jersey
    Heath Campbell's ex-wife tells horrifying tale of beatings and abuse against their children as the Nazi-crazed father on public assistance fights to regain visitation rights to see Hons Heinrich, Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation and Honzlynn Jeannie.
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    He just screams "PLEASE beat my pussy ass".
     
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    Clearly a member of the Master Race.
     
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    Nice Volkswagon tattoo amongst the others. o_O
     
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    the clipped pouch cell phone case is never a good look

    vw loving the free advertising i'm sure
     
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    I immediately hate ANYONE who is into ANYTHING this much.
    Get a hobby, dildo
     
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    So my mom was out of line naming me Doc Mengele?
     
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    somebody in Quebec was forbidden to name their child Spatula a few years back.
     
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    What about Knutella for a girl... in honor of Knute Rockne?

    And where were these busy body judges when thousands of little reggies are saddled with the name Barack over the past 6 years?
     
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    This guy is named after a trademark.


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    And here's a fruit

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    Fun with pharmaceutical names