News parents force daughter to live in the woods after she ate a poptart

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  1. skylarbrie

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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    i bet the poor thing was starving since there's probably no real food in the house/trailer :coffee:
     
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    Ah, family ..... :rolleye:
     
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    Heat these up and put some butter on top. :yes:

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    Tough love. If the girl is too fat, they won't be able to find a cousin to break her in on her 15th birthday.
     
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    Imagine if she woulda had some 3 day old birthday cake, they probably woulda killed her.
     
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    What did the parents do with the other pop tart?
     
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    :nono: It's not funny when it's about a kid.

    Sorry, the mommy in me is seeing red over this. You know I'm usually laughing right alongside you. Can you go make fun of Beefus, I need a laugh. :rolleye:
    :facepalm:
     
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    white people...
     
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    the kid could have been raped by wild hogs, preferably, white wild hogs...
     
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    Well was it the last one?
     
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    With parents that damaged, kid don't have a chance. Drugs and/or porn are in her future, probably a handsy foster parent too.
     
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    Can those two threads be merged?
     
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    Thank you for posting that.
     
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    Doesn't look like Ted Nugent.

     
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    well, if she can survive being raped by wild hogs...she'll be ok in her life journey
     
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