Parents, If You Could Do It All Again...

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  1. skp2978

    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    would you still have your kids?

    I'm amazed at how many people open up to me after I decided to not have children.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I have a big dick
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Probably not, but not because of her. Because this country is shit and getting worse.
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    Is that what you thought about when you saw 3 small children with their mouths wide open?
     
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    skp2978 Well-Known Member

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    That was one of the things we listed on the Con list.
     
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    Charon Soulless

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    I'm happy I don't have kids. I enjoy the freedom
     
  7. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    We've seen pics, remember?
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

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    My wife is pregnant right now.

    I have to be honest, I feel scared shitless.

    Happy, but scared.
     
  9. Mlaw

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    That was a bumpy time in his life. :nocheer:
     
  11. freds

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    in your case that's a good thought. this country needs my genes to Make America Great Again.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Stop it you baboon
     
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    if you're a stupid bub, don't procreate.

    if you have a big dick, spread it around.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

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    To answer the question, I think I would have still been okay with her going off birth control.

    There was absolutely no way I was ever going to wear a condom a day again in my life.

    What am I? A gay porn star?
     
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    Someone married you? And now you're procreating. :(
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
  17. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    how did that name change go for ya? DENIED!
     
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    This is bait
     
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    we should have had children.