Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
    They are double stuff, after all.

    Lenore Skenazy
    |Mar. 26, 2015 11:10 am

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    There are 18-wheelers with brake problems, hungry bears just stumbling out of hibernation, and lawnmowers that suddenly shift into reverse. And then there's the unparalleled danger of Double Stuf Oreos. Thank goodness this teacher requires parents to sign off on cookie consumption—if they dare.

    A screenshot of the permission slip comes from Twitter mom Main Line Housewife in Pennsylvania. Check it out below:

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    I had to have a permission slip to cut the pig open in biology.
    That was 1985.
    This is a pussy generation to be sure. :coffee:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    BTW, Jesus H Fucking Christ.
    An Oreo permission slip?
    Are U kidding me?!? :mad:
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    what faggotry

    I remember one of the mothers coming in to one of my elementary school classes and making fresh peanut butter in the room..early 1980's
     
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    Dissecting a fetal pig was the highlight of highschool for me!
    The school probably has to cover their asses because god knows you're going to have a kid or 2 allergic to something in an oreo. :rolleyes:
     
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    The clammy piggy skin and the smell was the best :c
     
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    We are so fucked... A permission slip to eat a fucking Oreo? Can't blame the teacher for covering her ass but it's appauling that she feels like she has to do so...
     
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    After we were finished with the course we were allowed to do anything with the pig so my partner and I skinned it except for the feet and make him dance. Some of the girls in my class stopped speaking to me...
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    They just don't want to feed the kids this shit without parents permission.
    And enough talk about skinning pigs plz.:(
     
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    But the teachers can take the kid to a clinic to get an abortion without telling the parents.
     
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    :umm:

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    Mrs. Porter doesn't know you are supposed to indent the first sentence in a paragraph? That kinda shit is what really crumbles my cookie.
     
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    It's a fucking cookie,Dorb. A COOKIE!
     
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    Ok, I know. Poop bears love cookies!
     
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    I'm more shocked that this cookie is supposed to model the tectonic plate movement of the Earth, do they study wave motion by drinking a cup of Kool-Aid

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    "If you eat the Oreo, youre unhealthy and racist."

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    Good luck finding one that would ACTUALLY do that :rolleyes:
     
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