Parents put kids in trunk to go to CiCi's pizza

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  1. Nemo

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    Forget about giving tests to be able to drive a car or sell a home, etc. Start giving tests to people who want to become parents. ;)
     
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    Racist
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Giving tests to people who want to become parents, can in no way be racist. :snicker:

    They should start doing it though. It's getting crazy out there.
     
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    when I was a kid in the 70's this kinda stuff was common place
    parents are pussys nowadays
     
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    full disclosure....
    I did put 2 girls in the trunk of my car about a mile away from a drive-in movie theater when I was 18.
     
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    That's because cars from the 70's could take a hit in the fender without showing much damage. Today it's all plastic over an aluminum frame. Kids riding in a crumple zone. lol
     
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    Maybe they're studying for clown college.

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    "They is..."
     
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    I can honestly say I've never put a live person in my trunk.
     
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    Jon Hein puts boys in his trunk all the time.
     
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    My local drive-in made us pop the trunk if there were only two people in the car. They wouldn't let you in if they found beer in the car either.
     
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    All they would really have to do is stop paying people to have kids they could not afford.
     
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    :chair:
     
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    Those kids are gonna have weakened hearts from the lack of oxygen, get heart transplant and become serial killers.
     
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    most cars today have escape handles in the trunk. The parents should have tied and gaged them to be safe.
     
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    That must be one hell of a good pizza
     
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    Robin, I believe that boys belong in the closet, not the trunk. I've been in and out of the closet for most of my life; right Ralph?
     
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