Parents That Saddle Their Kids With Awful Names

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  1. goldtopper

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    I've encountered so many hideous names for people. One of my wife's students, a 5 year old girl is named La-A. It's pronounced La Dasha. Really? Wtf.
    I met a woman yesterday and her name was Trashella Johnson. No shit.
    One of my ex employees had a grandson named Quontarius.

    What are some of your favorite?
     
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    liam noah ethan mason
    emma Isabella Sophia eva

    fucking white people are getting as stupid as the blacks
     
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    Jermaine Jackson's son Jermajesty.
     
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    Piper. Yes, Piper. Fuck you.
     
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    Before the current practice of parents making up uber ridiculous names for their kids - names that guarantee 99% of these kids will never make more than minimum wage - became such a huge industry, the trend was first identifiable in the world of collegiate football. We would have a contest every year to see who could come up with the best new asinine name. It was always great fun to see Brent Musberger pushed to the limits of his pronunciation abilities. :D


    Back from the days when the SNL writers still had a ball left between them:
     
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    This brings up an interesting point - Do you think that Caitlyn is going to become a popular name again for girls (or boys)?
     
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    Another pair of siblings my wife teaches- Ivan and Alexandra. No assholes, you aren't fucking Russian!
     
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    What's wrong with Emma, Isabella, Sophia and Eva? It's the Madisons and Dakotas that drive me nuts.
     
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    So in 80 years all the old folks homes are going to full of Pipers, Fishers, Colbys, Aidens, Ethans, Noahs and Masons.

    Fucking ridiculous.
     
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    went to high school with a kid named Ca$h
     
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    Reggie names always make me LOL. My 2 faves are Orpheus Roye and Izell Jenkins.
     
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    Guess the...?
     
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    those two are on the list as well


    it's a load of nonsense that's what it is
    in my day boys were named doug and girls were named heather and we goddamned well liked it that way
     
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    My brother was telling me that my niece has a kid in her class named Cosmo.
    He said that the parents are a couple of hipster douchebags.
     
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    You can bet the dad has a beard and they're gluten free.
     
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    No doubt. Probably a sleeve of tattoos also and has never been in a fight his entire life.
     
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    No. I don't think Caitlyn is gonna get hot again. That name that totally bugs me..I have a niece named Caitlyn. My rule is NOBODY over sixty..or fifty should be a Caitlyn. Be a Lana, an Ava even a Mildred:giggle:…Anything but Caitlyn..

    I know..Britney, Brianna, Luke, etc…Its not right. Bring back Ethel, Gertrude, Myrtle…Harvey, Hank, George, Fred…These names need to make a resurgence!!
     
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    He is a loathsome, offensive brute , and yet I can't look away.
     
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    What's wrong with Kramer?
     
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