Parents... who fucking needs 'em?

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  1. rob82

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    Well?
     
  2. assholeface

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    dude you are 28 and you still live with your parents?

    WTF dude
     
  3. rob82

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    You're fucking retarded. Where in "Parents... who fucking need 'em? Well?" did you get the impression that I live with my parents?
     
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    Mine taught me kill at the ripe age of 7, my first kill was some big black innocent homeless man
     
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    I love my mommy and daddy.
     
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    i guess its ok that you do if you are saving up to buy your own condo....but dude??? 10 years since you graduated high school???
     
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    You're a good boy.
     
  8. rob82

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    C'mon man, you're drawing conclusions based on absolutely nothing. I've not lived at home since January 2002.
     
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    they just don't understand
     
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    You did good, Joran.
     
  11. assholeface

    assholeface New Member Banned User

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    Where do you live now? In your older sisters basement?
     
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    I live in-between the left and right flaps of your mom's loose cunt
     
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    Ahhhhha great name and av u sick bastard!
     
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    Well, my mum and dad have been visiting for a week now and I love them, but god damn I ready to lose my fucking mind. My dad had this habit of asking me to repoeat what I'm saying before I'm even fucking finished what I'm talking about

    Example-

    Me: you see that commu...
    Dad: what?
    Me: nication tower over there, take a right on th...
    Dad: what did you say?
    Me: e road in front of it
    Dad: what?
    Me: :burn: :pissed:
     
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    You're like Borat, you never break character..........right?.........or are you.......nevermind. :scat:
     
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    Oh shit someone's gonna quote that for sure LMAO
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    How's his whole?
     
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    You can never go wrong with cunt flap jokes.