Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Aug 28, 2010.
Billy West in Marge Schott's Voice: "What a surprise"
I betcha she bought it from a NNNNnnnnnnnnarcotics officer
How many people have you ever heard of who gets released on their own recognizance on a cocaine charge? Fucking ridiculous.
Does this make her a cocaine slut or is she still just a slut?
By the way - does she still have that wee bit of a herpes problem?
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with just who you're talking about in this instance.
THE Paris Hilton?
She gets an official pass on account of snotty attitude alone.
I haven't heard this , Are we starting an awesome rumor
Read it & weep:
Paris Hilton Has Herpes Medical Records Prove
Posted on January 29, 2007 at 3:32 pm (PST)
Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s got class. A lot of guys look up to her when theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re eating, and a lot of girls can totally relate. As everyone knows by now Paris forgot to pay her storage unit bill, and so all her stuff was auctioned off, and is now available for viewing at parisexposed.com.
There have been a lot of rumors about Paris, like she drinks, and suddenly we hear she was charged with a DUI. Oh shocking! There are rumors of drugs, and pictures emerge showing Paris with pot in her purse, and of her taking a hit off a pot pipe. One rumor a lot of guys, and possibly girls, that have partnered with Paris in the past, have been hoping is not true, is that Paris has HERPES.
Thanks once again to that storage locker which held more secrets that the chest in Raiders of the Lost Ark, a medical record/prescription info insert emerged for a drug called Valtrex, which is used to treat outbreaks of genital herpes. YouÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve no doubt seen the commercials, and even the SNL spoof Alec Baldwin did for Valtrex.
As it is turning out, all those sordid rumors about Paris are indeed true, as is the rumor that Paris has no discernable talent, but looking at her self earned bank account, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d never know it. America is one of the few places in the world where you can become filthy rich, even if youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re filthy, and have no talent. God Bless America.
You have that shit forever...like luggage.
Maybe she has the Shingles , from taking roofie's
Thanks for the background , I didn't know of it.
And her left eye is still all squinty looking. It's almost like a 1/2 Clint Eastwood. :weird: