Parisians Mistake Inflatable Christmas Tree For 80-Foot Sex Toy

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  1. SomerSky

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    Stern Related because nothing would make him happier at Christmastime....
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    Tis the season to be cheeky: It’s only October, but artist Paul McCarthy has already gifted Paris with an 80-foot Inflatable Christmas tree, erected in the venerable Place Vendome. But the sculpture, simply named “Tree,” has sparked outrage in the City of lights because passersby are mistaking it for a giant green sex toy....
     
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    I have to be honest. I don't see a tree at all. :snicker:
     
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    That's too small of a buttplug for the Wig
     
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    Let's all be honest, its a buttplug..
     
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    Yeah, I went directly to the dark side, too.....
     
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    Considering it's France I wouldn't have been shocked if it was a sex toy.
     
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    In other totally unrelated news, Wiggy and Beefus just tweeted that they will spending their holidays in Paris this year.
     
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    Of course it's a tree! How could anyone be confused, it's green after all! :dontknow:


    Christmas Tree

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    Butt Plugs

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    Thank You. That is no way a tree. :haha:
     
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    looks like a chess pawn to me
     
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    Here's one of his in the Netherland. Santa and.....
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    The "artist" must have died laughing when it finally went up. Every person there was thinking to themselves "Mon Dieu! C'est un grand butt plug!" but were afraid to admit they knew what a butt plug looked like so they all kept quiet.
     
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    Now that's what I call a French tickler.
     
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    If the artist is so desperate to be "shocking" he might want to dabble with political correctness. The real art there is in the background.
     
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    There are a lot of huge assholes in Paris, sooooo.....
     
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    Just got back from another Sabres loss. Feel like I was abused by this plug...
     
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    I hope these will be available this year at Home Depot, Walmart and Lowe's Garden Departments. I would love to put it on my lawn for all my asshole neighbors to see.
     
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    Paul McCarthy's art is known for featuring sex & poop. This is a man who pisses on sausages and eats them, or stuffs Barbies up his ass while he's vomiting, as performance art. No idea how some cities still fall for it, but I bet Howard would very much enjoy his company