News Parking vigilante bumper stickers cars- ha ha!

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    What kind of bumper sticker would you like to leave?

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    Parking vigilante slaps cars with ‘I park like an a–hole’ stickers
    Published February 03, 2016
    New York Post
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    A Queens man is taking matters into his own hands when it comes to law-breaking motorists by slapping their cars with “I park like an A–HOLE” bumper stickers.

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    Jeff Orlick, 34, of Jackson Heights is so fed up with drivers who illegally park in handicap spaces and block fire hydrants that he started selling the stickers on Etsy last week with the hope that customers will take part in the vigilante act of slapping them on the backs of cars.

    “If people park like a–holes, they should know about it,” Orlick said. “You see these things every day that are wrong and people could pass by or take a picture and put it on Instagram or you can do something and make a difference.”

    Orlick, a community activist, said that he made the simple, but strongly-messaged stickers last year for himself and since then has slapped them on bumpers of less than 10 cars parked along Jackson Heights Streets.

    “I want to be absolutely sure that these guys are a–holes before I put a sticker on their car,” he said, adding that if a driver parks in front of a fire hydrant for more than an hour “they deserve to be reprimanded” and to be “treated like an a–hole.”


    The sticker vigilante also said that he is sick of city officials with credentials in their car abusing their power by parking anywhere they’d like.

    “People take advantage of their positions,” he said. “I think some traffic officers are afraid to put tickets on some cars just because they have placards in their car.”

    He has placed a sticker on at least one car with an NYPD vest in the windshield.

    Orlick’s bumper stickers are selling on Etsy under his online alias “Queens Qustodian” at 5 for $10. So far, only an Upper East Side man has bought $10 worth.
     
  2. SlipperyVic

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    Fantastic idea. We need more of this vigilante justice in society.


    BTW, how many days you figure before someone catches some lead after being caught red handing applying a sticker?
     
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    nobody in a car has ever pissed me off so badly that I would spend $2 to teach em a lesson
     
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    Funny til you get a ticket for vandalization
     
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    You touch my fucking car and I break your fucking hands. ..

    But then, I don't park like an asshole
     
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    I write shit like that on the back bumper with my finger in the road salt film.
     
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    I sense a man that wants an ass-beating.
     
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    I like the "I love my dog" stickers, where somebody puts a screw sticker over the heart...

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    To be fair, it is a German Shepherd.






    Is this thing on?!
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    I just shank their sidewall.

    I think it sends the message.
     
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    hocker on the windshield