An African pastor has ordered all female congregants to attend church without bras or underwear so Christ can “freely enter their bodies.” The Kenyan Daily Post reports that pastor Reverend Njohi of Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Kenya refers to undergarments of all sorts as “ungodly.” He has spoken of the damnation women will suffer if they attend church wearing bras and underwear and held a meeting last February with church officials to discuss banning undergarments altogether because people “need to be free in body and spirit in order to receive Christ.” Njohi’s motion was passed, mostly because Njohi was chair of the meeting. The church’s female population heeded the warnings, according to the Kenyan Daily Post, as most of them now reportedly come to church undergarment-free to ascertain their ascent to heaven. If this isn’t sick enough, Njohi also advised mothers to apply the rule to their young daughters as well so Christ doesn’t skip over them on Sundays. These are the kind of ideas people get when they aren’t allowed to have sex. What more can you expect from such a torturous existence?