Pastor Tells Female Churchgoers To Remove Their Panties So God Can Enter Their Bodies

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  1. Diogenes1

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    An African pastor has ordered all female congregants to attend church without bras or underwear so Christ can “freely enter their bodies.”

    The Kenyan Daily Post reports that pastor Reverend Njohi of Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Kenya refers to undergarments of all sorts as “ungodly.”
    He has spoken of the damnation women will suffer if they attend church wearing bras and underwear and held a meeting last February with church officials to discuss banning undergarments altogether because people “need to be free in body and spirit in order to receive Christ.”

    Njohi’s motion was passed, mostly because Njohi was chair of the meeting.


    The church’s female population heeded the warnings, according to the Kenyan Daily Post, as most of them now reportedly come to church undergarment-free to ascertain their ascent to heaven.


    If this isn’t sick enough, Njohi also advised mothers to apply the rule to their young daughters as well so Christ doesn’t skip over them on Sundays.

    These are the kind of ideas people get when they aren’t allowed to have sex.

    What more can you expect from such a torturous existence?
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    so
     
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    were they men pretending to be women?
     
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    And... ?

    :cmon:
     
  5. stripes

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    i hope thats a trend that spreads to the states.
     
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    Did he hand out hedge-clippers so that they could trim down their barbed-wire bush ?? ...Aint nothing coming or going from there without some substantial bush-abatement
     
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    They eat the poo poo. :no:
     
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    Smooth
     
  9. Diogenes1

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    yeah, you're ignored cuz stupid people annoy me.

    :rolleye:
     
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    dont like to brag but women usually see god when i enter their bodys.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Roofie hallucinations.
     
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    God must have a high tolerance for coot sweat.
     
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    I'd attend that church maybe :dontknow:
     
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    Just because they are whining "Oh God, not this crap again" doesn't mean He is literally there!
     
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    : pope:
     
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    If they would import those practices here, I'd finally have a reason to go to church.
     
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    and these are the pantyless church goers

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    these are the comments left by outraged Kenyans

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    I'm confused; is the Lord's Propeller entering their bodies?
     
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    into the cockpits?