Pavlov's Dogs

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I been jacking off on the toilet so much that every time I smell shit, my dick gets hard. While I was driving home from work, I cut a fart and started to chub up.

    Anyone else have Pavlovian triggers? Doesn't have to be about hard ons, I just figured I'd share mine to get the ball rolling.

    Watch baseball and crave a hot dog?

    Hear a certain song and want a doobie?

    Smell a certain cologne and yer cunt starts gettin gooey?
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    this guy's wife is a whore so i beleive him cuz mine is too
     
  4. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    ciara perfume was worn by a particular insatiable gf early in my sex career & for some reason it remains the only perfume that takes me back to sex or one that i can name when i smell it. i dont even have a clue what my wife wears.:dontknow:
     
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    NiggalissCage Well-Known Member

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    You are a faggot.
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    white dinner plates give me wood for some reason lately