Pearl Jam or Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I have a bit of a quandary. Everybody is well aware of the fact that I am solely responsible for the unprecedented rise to fame and fortune of the hit band, Ace of Base. Well last week, I was contacted separately by both Pearl Jam and the Red Hot Chili Peppers and begged to work my magic and do for them what I did for Ace of Base. I could easily represent both bands at the same time and increase their fame and fortune 5-fold no problem. But that would be doing a disservice to Double L and the Larry, Inc. brand that I have built and nurtured to the top 1% of successful corporations in the history of the world. Because if I were to choose only 1 band to represent, I could increase their fame and fortune 10-fold on the conservative side, without a doubt. So I'm trying to decide whether I should go for double the money and represent both bands, or just represent 1 of them and make them more famous than the Beatles and Rolling Stones combined.
     
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  2. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Your schtick is horrible.
     
  3. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    This is the first time I've ever seen you post. Welcome to my message board.
     
  4. Joeyjoejoe

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    Chilli Peppers, Vedder is a cheap douche-bag
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Where the hell you been? Mojopin is always here.
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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  8. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Oh. I usually only notice people who are funny or interesting. Nice to meet you, too.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I always thought you were mildly amusing until the Ace of Base nonsense.
     
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  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Yeah, there are billions of people who are jealous to death of my success. You're not alone.
     
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    RHCP, barely.

    I honestly couldn't name a single song by Pearl Jam.

    I'm sure I've heard one on the radio but, they clearly never made any impression on me.
     
  12. HorsetoothBeth

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    I never got the whole RHCP thing.
    So..
     
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    They were half of my youth. Nirvana was the other half.
     
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    Ace of Base? Never heard of them.

    Kids and their newfangled music.
     
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    The more I hear Pearl Jam the more I like them.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Plain awesome!

     
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    Sign Pearl Jam and make them resign Jack Irons so Matt can go back to Soundgarden full time where he belongs.
     
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    I was thinking of bringing in Tom Morello. We go way back from when I managed Rage Against the Machine.
     
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    With all due respect, Dave Abbruzzese was the absolute best drummer PJ will ever have.
     
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