I have a bit of a quandary. Everybody is well aware of the fact that I am solely responsible for the unprecedented rise to fame and fortune of the hit band, Ace of Base. Well last week, I was contacted separately by both Pearl Jam and the Red Hot Chili Peppers and begged to work my magic and do for them what I did for Ace of Base. I could easily represent both bands at the same time and increase their fame and fortune 5-fold no problem. But that would be doing a disservice to Double L and the Larry, Inc. brand that I have built and nurtured to the top 1% of successful corporations in the history of the world. Because if I were to choose only 1 band to represent, I could increase their fame and fortune 10-fold on the conservative side, without a doubt. So I'm trying to decide whether I should go for double the money and represent both bands, or just represent 1 of them and make them more famous than the Beatles and Rolling Stones combined.