WTF Pedestrian Tries To Beat Train

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  1. beetlejosh

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    This happened a couple days ago, a few miles from where I live...
    [*EXPLICIT FOOTAGE]

    Man, 32, killed by Metrolink train in El Monte is identified
    By Staff and wire reports

    POSTED: 12/01/15, 8:11 AM PST | UPDATED: 1 DAY AGO

    EL MONTE >> A pedestrian struck and killed by a Metrolink train in El Monte was identified today.

    Ed Winter, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Department of Medical Examiner-Coroner, said an autopsy is pending for 32-year-old Enrique Huerta. He didn’t have a city of residence for Huerta.



    Huerta died at the scene after a Metrolink train struck him shortly after 7 a.m. Monday on Cogswell Road between Exline Street and Lansdale Avenue.

    Witnesses told El Monte police that Huerta tried to cross the tracks in front of an oncoming train.





    Train 309, bound for Los Angeles on the San Bernardino Line, was about a mile east of the El Monte Metrolink Station when Huerta was hit, according to Scott Johnson, a spokesman for Metrolink.

    Johnson said no one was injured on the westbound train, which carried about 700 passengers.

    The passengers remained on the train until the tracks were cleared for travel about 9:15 a.m. Monday, Johnson said.

    Buses were brought in to accommodate passengers on eastbound Train 302, which had to stop at the El Monte Metrolink Station because of the track closure, Johnson said.
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Howard related...

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    Oh my fuck.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Dude obviously didn't have his wheaties that morning.
    Rip not quite fast enough funny man
     
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    Shit man we live near each other.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Another Millennial bites the dust.
     
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    Tickle Shits Special Needs Typist. Gold

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    another idiot ruins footage with a vertical camera!!!! WTF a train is LONG not TALL... So hold the camera horizontally.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    This. If he had been hit by a tower crane, then you would hold the phone vertically.
     
  10. beetlejosh

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    Plain ol train told a story bout a man who was to afraid to fly so he never did land. :c
     
  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Robin, did I mention Train will be on the show during your news?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Hmmm...I'm getting an idea for a reality show.

    We release Millennials onto train tracks and see how long they can run before being squashed. I predict huge ratings.

    Losers get Apple products.















    Sorry about the "losers and Apple products." That was unrelated.
     
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    'Drops Of Enrique'
     
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    Choo Choo Choo icide
     
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    :dance:
     
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    Not everyone is Superman:
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