Pee Stream

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I find that when I take a strong piss, the stream is more dispersed, as opposed to a linear stream.

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  2. Butcher

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    You need to get that checked out
     
  3. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    That is one the first warning signs of Aids .
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    the worst is when you have sex then go an hour later. shit goes everywhere. like a windex sprayer.
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Just squat over the toilet, no mess.
     
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    I never have sex. :bigcry:
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    with oneself still counts
     
  8. Billy Brown

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    Don't force your piss bro, just let it flow.
     
  9. nserafini

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    I pee outside now with the dog .... Works for me and my water bill has never been lower ...
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    Pro tip: You can also lower your water bill by pissing in the sink. :hhh:
     
  11. DogStar69

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    Goo fa U
     
  12. banksy

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    ever seen The Green Mile? You're gonna get a dick disease if you keep pissin' outside.
     
  13. jackie the jerk

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    I use my girls bathroom and piss in the sink :hhh:
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I hate the after sex split stream. Aiming right at the bowl and piss hits on either side but none goes in.
     
  16. Butcher

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    Those fuckin gigantic hands
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    bet BethO pees standing up















    like an equine :jj:
     
  18. nserafini

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    Too little, too late :(
     
  19. Gomez

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    that's the jizz-piss conflict there. both substances fighting for access, if you will.