Pee Stream

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I find that when I take a strong piss, the stream is more dispersed, as opposed to a linear stream.

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  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    You need to get that checked out
     
  3. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    That is one the first warning signs of Aids .
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    the worst is when you have sex then go an hour later. shit goes everywhere. like a windex sprayer.
     
  5. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Just squat over the toilet, no mess.
     
  6. RH Goatcabin

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    I never have sex. :bigcry:
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    with oneself still counts
     
  8. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Don't force your piss bro, just let it flow.
     
  9. nserafini

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    I pee outside now with the dog .... Works for me and my water bill has never been lower ...
     
  10. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Pro tip: You can also lower your water bill by pissing in the sink. :hhh:
     
  11. DogStar69

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    Goo fa U
     
  12. banksy

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    ever seen The Green Mile? You're gonna get a dick disease if you keep pissin' outside.
     
  13. jackie the jerk

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    I use my girls bathroom and piss in the sink :hhh:
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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  15. gwartney

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    I hate the after sex split stream. Aiming right at the bowl and piss hits on either side but none goes in.
     
  16. Butcher

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    Those fuckin gigantic hands
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    bet BethO pees standing up















    like an equine :jj:
     
  18. nserafini

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    Too little, too late :(
     
  19. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    that's the jizz-piss conflict there. both substances fighting for access, if you will.