pee test advice

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    GNC detox drink and fuck you
     
  3. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    thread closed.
     
  4. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    orally or anally
    the drink and the fuck
     
  5. sstressed

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    years ago, fake pee used to be best. I bought some but didn't have to use it.
    I'm not sure what's supposedly best these days.

    the tests are pretty sophisticated.
    do a lot of reading quickly.



    I used to hire companies to give pee tests. I'd feel so bad I'd go home and roll a fatboy.
     
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    :lol:
     
  7. geo

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    http://images2.dawgshed.com/smilies/headinhand.gif
     
  8. Mr Sinister

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    If you drink a gallon of water you will only piss water and your test will be inconclusive


    You will also get diarrhea :grad:
     
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    :wtf::wtf:
     
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    nice
     
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    orally then teh painal
     
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    lots of water and make sure you fill the cup midstream. Not the beginning and no the end….midstream.
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    how long do you stroke it?
     
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    Find another job :dontknow: Or stop using illegal narcotics you fucking waste! :jj:
     
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    That varies depending on the circumstances.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    drugs are bad
     
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    that's why I only use marijuana.
     
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    ...Grow up, and stop doing drugs ...