Peesitter Part Deux

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  1. Beth Stern

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    Room mate #2 is working out very well. Very easy guy, simple, nice. My son came over, took a wee in his bathroom, left toilet seat up. While later, roomie goes in, I hear him lay down the seat, did his business and came out quickly.

    Peesitting. It's common, apparently.

    Oh, and...he doesn't brush his teeth either. At all. As in no toothbrush, no toothpaste. Big bottle of mouth wash however.
     
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    How's the milk situation?
     
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    IN! :munch:
     
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  4. Beth Stern

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    :thumbup2: He's been here nearly three weeks, just bought his first half-gallon.
     
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    Forgot to say. He's a juicer. Fruits, veggies. So am I, so it's good.


    Still wish he'd brush his teeth though. :what:
     
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    Ew. From the first account it sounds as if he doesn't wash his hands either. Those juices are e. coli central.
     
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    Hadn't thought of that. Shoot. We're gonna share the same juicer to save on kitchen space. Why do I attract pee sitting men who don't have good oral care? :dontknow:
     
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    Who gives a shit about his mouth when his hands are covered with shit? Again, ew. Good luck with those healthy raw veggies.
     
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    He's British ?

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    Maybe he keeps the toothbrush out of sight to minimize exposure to toilet spray?
     
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    Probably because you listen to and time the regular men go to the bathroom and come off as a psycho creeper. :dontknow:

    Dude probably had to fart and knew you were listening so he sat to muffle it.
     
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    OMG @Beth Stern , do I have the perfect roommate for you!!!!
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    Piss and love, Piss and Love!
     
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    Grown-ass woman with a roommate. :facepalm:

    Old lady with a roommate. :facepalm::facepalm:
     
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    Don't judge til you've walked a mile in her size 13s. People have their own circumstances..
     
  19. Beth Stern

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    :gtfo:
     
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    What the fuck? That's what I get for compassionately defending your living arrangement? Okay Beef, as you wish.
     
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