WTF Peeves

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  1. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    Drivers in front of me in the fast lane, doing the speed limit or 5 over, a thousand yards of open road in front of them, I want to be going faster, and no amount of light flashing, horn honking, or turn signal blinking will get them to move to the right.

    It's an epidemic, one after another, all the way home.

    What are your pet peeves?
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    I heartily second this motion. :grad:


    Almost gives me a stroke when I have to put my front bumper 2" off the back bumper in front of me to make my point.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...its actualy not legal to use the left lane for touring. its meant to be a passing lane. thats the way it is here anyway.
     
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    Zendriveseven Well-Known Member

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    Same. In New Jersey it's always clueless Staten Islanders in the left lane creating a dangerous backup behind them as other cars jockey to get around. Not occasionally, btw, always!!
     
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    Full bush.
     
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    Traffic. Others forcing you to move at their speed, in any scenario really. This could mean lingering in shopping aisles, not knowing what you want to order before you step up to the counter, etc.

    I also dislike hypocrisy, red tape, and any paternalistic laws or reasoning.
     
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    People that write checks at the store still
     
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    It's like they feel entitled to camp out there. I wonder if they don't teach "slower traffic to the right" anymore?
     
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    Why don't all of you just slow down? What's your hurry?
     
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    Left-lane vigilantes must die!!!
     
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    I call that giving them the "Border Collie" treatment.
     
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    Protesters. Telemarketers. Marketers. Salespeople. People telling me things I didn't ask for.
     
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    Negged! :coffee:
     
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    ...i have a ton of pet peeves but at the same time its not easy to be perfect.
     
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    Assholes who insist on blasting their shitty music at full volume
    in the drive-thru line at restaurants.

    Shut...the fuck...up!!!
     
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    Supermarkets with the 'buy 10 for $$' deal. I don't always need 10 packages of English muffins.

    Same deal in department stores: 'Buy one get one 50% off' bullshit. So if you need one belt, your paying full price...and the font on the 50% is always huge on the sign to reel you in.
     
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    If I'm in the left lane, passing slightly slower traffic on the right, I keep a constant watch in the rear view mirror. If I see you coming, I'll move over. If you're an asshole and zoom up and get within inches of my rear bumper, I will keep pace with a semi next to me and box you in for a while. Because, fuck you.
     
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    ...you dont have to buy 10 to get the deal. you can buy 3 or 5 and pay 3 or 5 dollars instead of 10 for 10.
     
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    True in some cases, but not all. "Must buy" scenario
     
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