Pending Sale on Baby Gorilla's tacky money pit

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  1. Mac

    Mac Member

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    A bigger bath than you think....it wasn't finished when he bought it
     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    They're not overpaying if they believe that's what it is worth.
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    Good lord, can this be right?

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    Who in their right mind would burn that much scratch a month to rent this place? :scratch:
     
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  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...the power lines strung across the front of the house are really charming. talk about curb appeal!
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I just looked at all the pics and i just hate that house.
    The flooring is just awful with the huge grout lines.
    The stair bannisters are yuck. And the dark paint.
    Kitchen is so home depot. Don't like the windows.
    The front yard with all the stone is morose. Looks like a gypsum quarry. Everything about that house is just wrong.


    F mutt
     
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    Fuck ya, It's got a man cave dude.!
     
  8. 1Vegasgirl

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    I always hear about the high property taxes in New Jersey. What would they be on something like that?
     
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    Year Property taxes ChangeTax assessmentChange

    2015 $40,990 +1.8%$2,021,200--
    2014 $40,263 +7.4%$2,021,200-1.3%
    2013 $37,500 --$2,046,900-16.0%
     
  10. StRyDeRxX

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    If Artie actually sells the house for 1.8 mill he'll be probably be broke again in less than a year. Heroin addicts never learn.
     
  11. hurricane

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    what a stereotypical ginzo house
     
  12. Uncle Larry

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    It's been on and off the market for almost 6 years now - at least Artie found someone to take this off of his hands so he can cut his losses.

    Hard to believe he was once asking $3.5 mill for this place.

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    Wonder if it was paid in full.

    I was thinking that most if not all of the money would go to the balance of the mortgage.