penis captivus?!?! is it real?

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    Toyboy becomes stuck inside his married lover after suffering 'penis captivus' during sex… then crowd gathers to see after rumours it was caused by husband casting a black magic spell

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ing-black-magic-spell-sweep-South-Africa.html

    Police had to be called in to restore order after a crowd gathered to see a cheating wife and her lover locked together during sex after the rumour spread that her husband had asked a witch doctor to put a curse on her private parts.

    And although medical experts say the embarrassing experience was more likely a case of 'penis captivus', in which the woman's vagina had contracted too much and trapped the man's penis, they were unable to stop the rumour and the mob had quickly assembled.
     
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    I had that happen once. Was stuck in bed for a week!
     
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    I pray for that and a mob to see it.
     
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    Btw, "toyboy" seems like more of a mansasscaptivus type of name.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Better be with someone you want to be spotted with, and not some end of the night at the bar beer goggles bitch.
     
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    That's a good point. I didn't think of that cause I'm pretty buzzed right now.
     
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    Is "tubby" allowed to comment on this??
     
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    Please, join the conversation, hippo ass
     
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    :wub: Go on.....
     
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    Flap jack tits?
     
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    That good squishy squishy, that sucks you back in.
     
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    You know it!! :beer:
     
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    I'm starting to love you

    You're a chick, right?
     
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    Wouldn't you like to know?? :crazy2:
     
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    I never had it happen in a vagina, but I been trapped in a broad's turd hole.
     
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    What's up with guys around not knowing the boys from the girls lately?
     
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    Uh oh. We got a questionable well, call me after you make the transition
     
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    Shut up you dumb broad
     
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    Wow. How uncomfortable was that?