Politics Penn State students can speak to Chelsea Clinton for $2700- would you for free?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    i'd give her $27 to ask how many illegitimate siblings she thinks her dad sired or aborted for her

    Dear Penn State students, you can have a brief personal chat with Chelsea Clinton for just $2,700.00
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    But why would you?

    If there's one truism about college students, it's that they're awash in near-endless piles of cash. Oh wait. Hang on. That's not it. It's that they're perpetually broke, eating fifty-cent Ramen Noodles in their dorm rooms or scraping by in ramshackle shared housing just south of fraternity row. Once you factor in books, beer, gas and tuition it's hardly surprising that they don't normally have any expendable funds.

    Clintons don't care about any of that. If the Clinton Foundation pay-for-play scandal teaches us anything, it's that your worth lies in your ability to give her the Clintons the filthy lucre they crave. If you're broke, you're "little people." You don't count. Pay up, and the they suddenly become the best friends you've ever had.

    Now, it looks like Chelsea is following in her mother's accomplishment-free footsteps. She's willing to debase herself by talking to poor, destitute, college liberals, but only if they pony up. ...And saying "hi" will cost a staggering $2,700.00.

    From HeatStreet:

    The event, which took place Wednesday in State College, Pa., charged $500 just to get in the door, and $1,000 for a photo with Chelsea. For $2,700, attendees would be granted access to a special reception with the guest of honor.

    College Progressives at Penn State really wanted to be a part of the so-called “conversation,” but quite rightly noted that $500 was a hefty price that would exclude many college students from attending.

    “Although we certainly support Chelsea’s right to campaign on her mother’s behalf, we do not agree with Mrs. Clinton choosing to make this ‘conversation’ available exclusively to individuals who can afford or are willing to pay at least $500,” saidEthan Paul, vice president of College Progressives of Penn State. “It is particularly deplorable that a $2,700 donation—the legal limit—gets a personal conversation with Mrs. Clinton.”

    It appears that, just like dear old mom, Chelsea has learned how to sell access. However, we can understand why someone would pay this kind of money to speak with her corrupt mother. Why in the world would you throw this kind of dough at Chelsea?

    She has nothing of interest to say, she's done nothing interesting with her life, and her qualifications for any real world profession are essentially nonexistent. I suppose you could ask her why her mom wants to dismantle the 2nd Amendment, but why bother? All you'd get in return is boilerplate.

    You'd be better off burning the $2.700.00, because at least then it would give you some warmth. That's a better ROI than you'll receive if you give it to Chelsea....

    Be sure to "like" Robert Laurie over on Facebook and follow him on Twitter. You'll be glad you did.

    Seriously. $2700.00 for this? Insanity...
     
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    Maybe if she swallowed.
     
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    Woof Liver Shots? VIP

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    Besides her Parents,she is known for what?...............................Exactly.
     
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    I'd give her $27 to put a bag over her head.
     
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    she needs to take a page from Melissa Rivers and stay by her mothers sick bed 24/7
     
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    Its a joke right
     
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    2700 lol that is funny
     
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    If I am not mistaken, Chelsea is a pretty bright lady, and probably would be really interesting to speak with. I wouldn't pay to do it, though.
     
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    She is definitely getting a cabinet position if her mom wins.
     
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    That's more that a GFE.

    I can bang a chick hotter than her, get her to wipe me after a bowl winding dump, and them make me a sandwich for about $1000 dollars less
     
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    For that kind of cash I better get answers like, "Why yes, I LOVE anal!" and "Yes, I gave my current husband a hand job on our first date, kinda like my mom was the First Lady, I gave the First Handy."

    Other than that, what the fuck does she have to offer?
     
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    She charges $2,700 an hour, but you have to leave the money on the dresser.
     
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    I'm fine with that.
     
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    I'd pay $2700 to donkey punch her.
     
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    How many guys showed up because they heard there was a "Cum Ride with Chelsea Clinton".

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    $2,700 to "speak" to her.

    If I could fish my cock out, stroke it while speaking words like "yeah, you fucking want this cock up your ass, dont you, you filthy fucking cum whore"., I would consider it.
     
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    P-E-N-N

    S-T

    SUCKS

     
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    Penn Staters also think Jerry Sandusky isn't a child molester and that Joe Paterno is a saint.

    They're easily duped, so this sort of thing was worth a try.

    Someone tag DinnerSocks to hear his take on the gullibility of PSU. I would, but that little homo blocked me some time back.