Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Traveling Cross Country To Have Sex With A Horse…...

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  1. teehee

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    UNDERCOVER VIDEO: Michael Crawford Arrested On Suspicion Of Bestiality


    A Pennsylvania man has been arrested by undercover deputies in Arizona after traveling across the country to have sex with a horse, a sheriff's spokesman said on Monday.:eek::eek::eek:

    Michael Crawford, 68, was booked into a Maricopa County jail and later released on a felony bestiality charge. He was arrested after meeting with the undercover deputies in the Phoenix area, said sheriff's Deputy Joaquin Enriquez.

    He was taken into custody after he confirmed his sexual intentions to the undercover officers, who came to the meeting with two horses in a trailer:confused::confused:, Enriquez said. Crawford did not have sex with either of the animals, the deputy added.

    Authorities said the investigation into Crawford began last October when an undercover sheriff's deputy responded to his online advertisement seeking such a sex act.

    A flurry of emails and telephone calls then followed between Crawford and animal crime detectives, with the man telling the undercover officers his plans in "graphic detail" and looking for a willing horse owner,:eek: police said.

    "If you can really help with what I am seeking, I am definitely interested in traveling out to meet you," he told the detectives, adding he had purchased a non-refundable ticket to Phoenix, according to police.

    Crawford told detectives he had traveled the country since the 1970s :eek::eek:to find horse owners willing to let him have sex with the animals, Enriquez said.

    On Friday, authorities said he was met by undercover deputies at the Phoenix airport and taken to a meeting with a volunteer sheriff's posse member and the horses in Tolleson, Arizona.

    The meeting, which was videotaped, showed Crawford picking out one of the horses:eek::eek: to commit the act.

    "Perversion has reached a new level," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said in a statement.

    It was the eighth arrest for bestiality made by sheriff's deputies in the past five years, his office said.
     
  2. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez Gold

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    Well alright. The man had a hankering for some horse stank so he went cross country to get it. You want to talk about commitment? This guy has it in spades. God speed, horse diddler. God speed.
     
  4. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Insert Beefus joke here.
    Insert insert insert insert
     
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    It sucks for the guy that none of the horses in Arizona want nothing to do with him.
     
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    male or female horses...?
     
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    Was it a cute horse?
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    one of the funniest posts I ever read. Lmao. Incredible prose. You want to talk about commitment? Bahahahaha
     
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    I'll try. Instead of Wiggy traveling to have sex with a horse,the horse travelled to NYC.o_O
     
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    Sheriff Joe was on tv and made a big deal about it.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Ever seen a horse's ding-dong?. The dude could do nothing but disappoint. I was raised around horses. Nothing impresses me.
    He should be shot

    F mutt
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Does one need a horse fucking stool in order to eff a horse?
     
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    CAIR will be holding a press conference to express their disgust and outrage regarding this story.


















    How dare the government attempt to interfere with their centuries old traditions revolving around the indiscriminate fucking of small children and domesticated animals. This action is highly culturally insensitive and respect for sharia law must be observed in the U.S. :grad:
     
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    let's be real here
    dudes have been fucking horses for a long time


    around 5000 years ago man domesticated the horse
    now you have horses that are at ease around man for the first time
    that night? a horse got fucked by a man
     
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    That's because the guy was after his horse !
     
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    They do have horses in Pennsylvania, are Arizona horses hotter than Pa horses, kinda like LA women? Is the horse in the stable just down yonder from me a NJ 6, but an Arizona 3?
     
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    Guy went from hard to soft in a millisecond!
     
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    You just knew it was gonna be a white guy
     
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    He doesn't seem "stable"...
    :giggle:
     
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