News Pennsylvania Man Travels to Arizona for a Date with..........

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  1. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Click on the link for the complete article> http://www.azcentral.com/story/news...iality-horses-michael-crawford-abrk/30052035/

    MCSO: Man came to Ariz. for 'sex acts' with horse
    3:19 p.m. MST July 12, 2015

    Undercover sheriff's deputies arrested a Pennsylvania man Friday night on suspicion he traveled to Arizona to have sex with a horse.

    Michael Crawford, 68, landed in Phoenix believing he would meet with a horse owner he'd been corresponding with online, according to a statement released by the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office.

    Crawford hoped the fictitious owner would allow Crawford to engage in "perverted" sex acts with an animal, Sheriff Joe Arpaio said at a press conference Sunday.

    Crawford posted an ad on a popular website soliciting a willing horse owner, according to the Sheriff's Office.

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    I'm not sure this is what he had in mind

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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    just saw it on the news out here,Sheriff Joe locked him up.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Either he couldnt find a local horse or the one in AZ is a real looker.
     
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    Dirty South Large Member

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    OMG that AV
     
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    You wouldn't mind but the horse was hideous looking! Some people are so desperate. :whythelongface?:
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    He couldn't find a local horse?
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    AZ horses tend to be more into outdoor activities and have better tans.
     
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    although I'm hung like a horse, I've never had a long-term relationship with a horse...
     
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    Maybe he's Columbian?

     
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    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Was he going to ride it bareback?
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    horse sexual assaults are no laughing matter

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    Sheriff Joe. Saving the world one horse fucker at a time.
     
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    Probably just a frustrated Brony who needed to get his rocks off. Poor guy.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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