People are fucking retarded

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RenchFries, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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  2. face palm

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    dont read shit like that then
     
  3. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    lol
     
  4. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    ok
     
  5. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    renchfrieswith knows a thing or two about retarded people.
     
  6. sstressed

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    what a bunch of assholes. we need to start moving out into the solar system, not piss away more money on those who are already addicted to the gubment teat.

    (teet?) :dontknow:






    and whitey's on the moon
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    oh come ON people
    do you really all live in worlds full of daisies and fast food chains?

    Why do I ALWAYS feel like I'm the only one with any drama in their life? Or psychosis. Or family bullshit. Or just bullshit.

    I'd seriously always rather read about your real lives than the stupid off-shoot threads, or other stupidity.
     
  8. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That's pretty embarrassing. :facepalm:
     
  9. sstressed

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    i got rid of all the drama when i retired.

    family stuff runs smoothly.

    my life is pretty boring which was and is the plan.

    knock on wood.
     
  10. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I told you about the cursed Mardi Gras tree. :no:
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm sure none of you selfish pricks noticed, but I've been MIA for a couple of days. My daughter called me early yesterday in tears, telling me of how she was too scared to even to to her apartment, because she ended things with her boyfriend and he wasn't handling it well.

    I spent 13 hours driving, in total.............get as much as i could fit onto the truck, and help her. Well, my buddy who owns the truck did. I should probably sleep with him to thank him properly for the help he added to yesterday.

    Kid is fuckin' 16 - but got right up in my face, yelling and cursing at me. Suffice to say that didn't last long. He was crying by the time that I left. Then he went to my daughter's work and grabbed her and assaulted her - to the point that a customer called 911 on him. There are holes in the walls all over the apartment that is in her name alone.......but I have pictures and a witness to him admitting to doing that shit.

    He's in jail now. Better him than me.............I behaved with style and grace. Excluding some bad words and a slightly elevated voice at some points. 6 hour drive there I was incredibly worried that I might snap........then when he got into my face - boy had a brush with death that he likely doesn't know about.
     
  12. sstressed

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    yikes.

    i hope your daughter will be ok.
    so many asshole men out there.

    good luck bob. things will get better.
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is your daughter living alone at 16, or does she just like the younger boyz?
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's official.

    I scare the ever-loving FUCK out of men.

    I......gave a guy some room tonight. FORGET THAT.......I outright told him had a one time opportunity, and started licking his neck.

    I took off my own pants and shirt.........scared him into droopiness. Told him it was fine, and I didn't blame him for being caught offguard - put my pants and shirt back on.

    I may as well just go lesbian. I scare the shit out of guys.
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    FINE. I get the whole "no peanut butter" thing.....

    ......though I grew up on peanut butter sandwiches in my lunch. I accepted that.

    Now I can't send them with tuna, salmon, or tomatoes?????

    Are you fuckin' kidding me?????
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Ohhhhh are these Slippy's? :jj:

    Damn you, Bob. :facepalm:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    NO PEANUT BUTTER NO TUNA NO SALMON NO TOMATOES EVERRRR!

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  18. This Fucker

    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    You're a better person than me I would've been in jail and that young punk would've been in the hospital. I don't care for young dumb ass punks.
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Slippy does have excellent stories IMO :coffee:
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    She sucked me in too. :jj:

    You gotta love Bob. :funny: