People congregating outside just as ur about to deliver a vociferous bowel movement

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    Words of etiquette & advice:

    (1) Take your conversationwith a surprise acquaintance outside after you've visited a public restroom.
    (2) Do not congregate outside the open bathroom window at someones place of residence or business.



    Why do these traditionally unspoken rules now have to be publicly reiterated?? Whats happened to simple common sense ???
     
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    3. Stop making shitty threads about your wonky asshole
     
  3. freds

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    4. stop the world, i gotta go!



    stfu
     
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    Common decency does not require the world to stop
     
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    I carry matches :dontknow:
     
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    When you can get your daily posts below 100 I will, basement-boy....
     
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    Vociferous, nice, I laughed.
     
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    The smell is rarely the problem .... Its the booming noise
     
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    Someone should invent a noise muffler.
     
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    I'd invest in that company
     
  11. Swayze

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    Apparently math is not your strong suit

    Stick to shitting your pants and monitoring farts
     
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    I poop with the door open
     
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    Your endless hours spent dwelling in Mom & Dads basement has left your mushy mind unable to detect satire

    Feel free to look up the definition, Corkster... And, any other big words that you find yourself struggling to understand

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/
     
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    disgusting
     
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    Brblooking up vociferous