People currently on dry streaks: When did you last have sex? How do you feel about it?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I was with a cougar a few times last year, but other than that...4 years since I was with a chick my age.

    It feels so fucked up, but Im almost starting to just accept it that sex isn't something I can get. Ive tried Ive tried online dating, Ive tried Tinder, but I just cant get anything to work, so these days its mostly window shopping. I tell myself "this weekend Im gonna go out and party and hook up with a chick" but it just literally never happens. I go out but end up going home alone, drunk, and buying a pizza to eat before I jerk off and go to bed.

    I want my situation to change, but it just wont.
     
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    You switched from dogs to cats?
     
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    wow youre so original
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Try posting something new and different.

    "I'm fat. I can't get laid. My friends think I'm weird. I wanna fuck Dawg."
     
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    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Do you keep these thread topics on a rolodex?
     
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    Today.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Oh I see if I post something "new and different" then you'll be really into it?
    I post whatever the fuck is current in my life you clogged urinal piece of shit
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    gilaet based on a true story Gold

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    Gary, if you need to talk to someone plz PM @Anfkid
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    You're so original, dog jokes and food pic spamming. You have the personality of wet paint
     
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    Is this some kind of Norwegian insult?
     
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    I'm posting for Chriza, not you.

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    oh yeah I forgot you were his bitch
     
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    I had sex with my girlfriend once today and four times yesterday. She was off work so it was an all-day fuckfest.