People fucking piss me off

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I work with a guy who is always wanting to borrow a pen from me, but he won't/can't call it a pen. He calls it a "stick". I am dead fuck shit serious.

    I play dumb every time too, just because I want him to feel stupid, even though it's been like ten times now.

    "Hey man, you got a stick I can use?"

    :scratch: "A what?"

    "A stick"

    "A stick?"

    "A writing stick"

    "...you mean a PEN?"

    "Yeah"

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Maschine Zeit

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    pussy stick
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Also, I fucking hate people who call it "Kentucky Colonel Chicken" or just "Colonel's Chicken"

    It's "Kentucky Fried Chicken" or "KFC"

    There's no "Colonel" in the name you stupid dicksniffers
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    2 of my co-workers do the exact same thing :eek:
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

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    Ignore test. :hole: Lol Chrizer. :jj:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Naz you drive a fan don't fucking patronize me
     
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    Who the fuck makes his living with a pen and never has one? :wtf:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A writing stick :facepalm:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    If you were a dishwasher like Lever you wouldn't have these kinds of problems.
     
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    Can I borrow yo proncil?
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm gonna start calling pens, sticks.



    Thanks, Chriza! :thumbup2:
     
  12. Babs

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    Is he a caveman?
     
  13. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    wut
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    I've never heard anyone refer to it as that before.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh I work with two or three of those fucking sons of bitches
     
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    What color are these individuals?
     
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    We had to call them ink sticks in the Marines.

    It stuck with me for a while after I got out.

    Maybe he is a Reserve?
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    I should make you one that says "I'm a PEN, and I hate you."
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think I'm going to start carrying an actual stick either in my jacket pocket or my drawer and the next time he asks for a stick I'll be like sure, here


    LOL!!!!



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  20. Babs

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    Naz fan


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