People fucking piss me off

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I work with a guy who is always wanting to borrow a pen from me, but he won't/can't call it a pen. He calls it a "stick". I am dead fuck shit serious.

    I play dumb every time too, just because I want him to feel stupid, even though it's been like ten times now.

    "Hey man, you got a stick I can use?"

    :scratch: "A what?"

    "A stick"

    "A stick?"

    "A writing stick"

    "...you mean a PEN?"

    "Yeah"

    :facepalm:
     
  2. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    pussy stick
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also, I fucking hate people who call it "Kentucky Colonel Chicken" or just "Colonel's Chicken"

    It's "Kentucky Fried Chicken" or "KFC"

    There's no "Colonel" in the name you stupid dicksniffers
     
  4. nazdrowie

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    2 of my co-workers do the exact same thing :eek:
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

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    Ignore test. :hole: Lol Chrizer. :jj:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Naz you drive a fan don't fucking patronize me
     
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    Who the fuck makes his living with a pen and never has one? :wtf:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    A writing stick :facepalm:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    If you were a dishwasher like Lever you wouldn't have these kinds of problems.
     
  10. VAsiCkBoy

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    Can I borrow yo proncil?
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

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    I'm gonna start calling pens, sticks.



    Thanks, Chriza! :thumbup2:
     
  12. Babs

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    Is he a caveman?
     
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    wut
     
  14. Popeye Saavedra

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    I've never heard anyone refer to it as that before.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh I work with two or three of those fucking sons of bitches
     
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    What color are these individuals?
     
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    We had to call them ink sticks in the Marines.

    It stuck with me for a while after I got out.

    Maybe he is a Reserve?
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    I should make you one that says "I'm a PEN, and I hate you."
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I think I'm going to start carrying an actual stick either in my jacket pocket or my drawer and the next time he asks for a stick I'll be like sure, here


    LOL!!!!



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  20. Babs

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    Naz fan


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