People in the below zero part of the country, get in here!!

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I would request that you try pissing outside to see if your piss stream will freeze before it hits the ground. It's OK if you stand on something to make yourself higher. Please report back. TIA :toptip:
     
  2. Bro

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    no
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    my piss has never frozen mid stream
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    one time I farted into a bottle and put it in the freezer
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    No to the freeze :sad: or no to trying?
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    I just tried it. I stood on a chair. It does not freeze, just gets the carpet wet.

    Next time I have to go I'll try it outside.
     
  7. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I can write NAZ in the snow in one piss if I hold it in long enough
     
  8. Bro

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    pics or gtfo
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Maybe you should go outside for a few minutes before you piss to kind of pre-chill it. Just a suggestion.
     
  10. HaroldJackson

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    Doesn't work. I've tried for years.
    Someone should go take a crap in an area where people skate and play hockey so they have to skate around it or try to chip it off. Put a little water down first to promote good adhesion.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That reminds me of the days when I worked outside and lived in Indiana. All of the accumulated frozen dog shit in yards would melt and get real nasty for the first few weeks of Spring. You really had to watch your step.
     
  12. Capn Crud

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    Lol. Pretty much impossible to pick up dog shit from mid December to Marc around here. I used to fill a 5 gallon bucket or 2 when I had the dog :shit: