People Magazine/ Jimmy Kimmel's Wedding

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  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Even People Magazine knows that Wiggy is not an A-List guest anymore. In this week issue they have a write up of the wedding and photos titled "The A-List Guest List" and the wigged one is missing. It has pictures of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Ellen, Portia, Dax Sheppard, Kristen Bell, Jennifer Anniston and Justin Theroux but no Howard. Hell, even his dickhead move of interrupting the first dance was passed over in the article that accompanied the pictures.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Wiggy is a pimple on the ass of show business compared to some of the other guests.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...howard the has been.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did anyone bring this up on today's show? You know damn well that it would have come up if he was on it.
     
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    Howard was ragging on Adam Corrolla this morning telling him how shitty adam's table was compared to his.


    Hugh Jassole.
     
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    This must be killing the fame whore
     
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    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    2 points.

    1) Howard did make People's online edition (I mean his name, not his picture).

    2) It's really weird that nobody captured an image of Howard or Beth (from the front).

    I wonder what happened there.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Maybe Adam was at a table with actual friends? He and Jimmy have a lot of mutual buddies that go way back. Something Howard knows nothing of.
     
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    The fact that Howard Stern is now ranked lower on the people magazine scale than Dax Sheppard, Kristen Bell and Justin Theroux is all you need to know
     
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    Howard needs to only be around yes-men & barely famous people so it strokes beth & howards ego... it was a huge mistake to go to that wedding beause it let howard know it's not 1994 anymore. Your not famous anymore.
     
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    Another example of how he's no longer the king of all media. He even tried to get noticed with the dance gimmick and golf shot, and still failed. Looks like it's time for Don to get more stories planted or Beth to try to find an outfit another celeb wore to get mentioned in a who wore it best article.
     
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    During the corolla interview he asked adam,"Wasn't your wife upset over the table, didn't she say why this table?" There's a bethism from the wedding since she should have been next to Jenn since she couldn't be at the head table next to Molly :facepalm:
     
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    Who gives a shit about a list? Howard is worth more money than all of the people you listed put together. That's the only list he cares about. How many chimneys do those people have?
     
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    Howard gives a shit; that's who. He seriously thought he could buy his way out of being a despicable human being and into the upper echelons of celebrity. He's finding out that no one cares how rich he is - he's still a creep and an ugly human being, inside and out.
     
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    None of those people are A list either
     
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    Adam sat with real people that he knows because he isn't a fame whore. He probably would rather sit with Jimmy's cousins than a bunch of studio suits and big stars. He probably had the better time because he didn't have to worry about how he would look in front of Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.

    Jimmy put Howard at the famous table because he knows Howard and Beth are star fuckers and would be insulted if they had to sit with non-famous people.

    It really has become sickening how much Howard has become such a douchebag shameless name dropper. The funny thing he will talk for months about hanging with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon at Jimmy Kimmel's wedding and then slam Oprah for name dropping if she tweets once about Drew Barrymore being her neighbor.
     
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    The surprising this about #2 is that you gotta think Beth did what she did at every event and jumped in front of the cameras and allowed them to take endless pictures until they told her to go away so they could take pictures of real celebrities.
     
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    no doubt DB is feverishly being tasked with getting articles planted in some shit rag to make up for this outrage
     
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    Hearing this made my day.