people of the bar, I have some distressing news

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    I just got my results back from my doctor, you may want to get tested.
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    It's only a virus...
     
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    Go fuck ya self.
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    I wore a condom. :dontknow:
     
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  9. Teabag

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    The red boil
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    It hurts when I pee.
     
  11. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    It's your fault I have hives :grr:
     
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    I talked to your spouse on Sunday. She's very nice every time I run into her.
     
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    it burns when I drink my pee :scratch:
     
  15. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    well that makes one of us :c
     
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    I hope you feel better soon.
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Thanks they were gone for like 4 days and came back yesterday.
     
  18. RobsDad

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    I told you to finish on his back!
     
  19. banksy

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    At best
     
  20. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    My Dr was very clear that what I had was of the B variety.