People over 30 who get married for the second time and still want gifts like frying

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    pans and knives and bath towels?

    FUCK YOU.
     
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    It's a fresh start.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    how about the one's who have baby showers for kid #2-3-4
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    They also asked for Lysol Wipes. How shitty is the food going to be at this wedding if Lysol Wipes are on your registry?
     
  5. newcastlefan

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    second time marriages should be in vegas, at the drive thru chapel.
     
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    catered by Taco Bell
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's at a retirement community banquet hall. It's going to be terrible, isn't it?
     
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    with luck it will be short.
     
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    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    I hate how they use that excuse oh its for the new mother in law when they find a new baby daddy for each one. sickening.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The wedding is at the Catholic church here where the bishop is, which is a big thing, I guess, so that will probably be long and boring.
     
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    Have a drink
     
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    i'd think some women would not want to eat off of stuff that belonged to the ex.



    not that they're crazy or anything.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Have a non-terminal dad.
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    My brother pulled this shit. Mind you, all of us bought gifts for him for his first (sham-of-a-) wedding.

    For his second wedding (at which I refused to be his bestman, especially after the debacle his first wedding was...didn't pay the priest on time, the priest was coming after him for payment AT the church, I had to make the toast with a god damned coffee cup because there was no crystal at our place settings...), he had the unmitigated gall to say to my father, "Dad, can we have our wedding gift now? we've overextended on some of our other expenses," intimating that he expected a gift from my father. (Mind you, it was his wife-to-be's second wedding too.)

    I'm with bobtraw. fuck them.
     
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    sit in the back and go to the ladies room often. bring a smartphone.
     
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    If they have been living together for over a year I dont get them shit.

    I would never last long in the New York every weekend there is a wedding scene.
     
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    dad should have given him a gift certificate nonredeemable for cash.
     
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    Calm down.
     
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    all my friends got married about 10 yrs ago and are still in the "its new and we're raising kids" phase so i'm not looking at any more marriages for at least 5-10 more years, and i plan on moving out of state in 4..)
     
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    Get the happy couple a lifetime supportership to Dawg's.