People, please try and remember...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Dec 24, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Christmas is about the birth of our Lord and Savior - whose Father also happens to be himself - and he got his mom/mother of his child pregnant without sex. Merry Christmas.




















































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  2. Gitfiddle

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    Sounds feasible.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    It's about ham.
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This all went down about 2000 years ago - even though the earth is about 4.5 billion years old - we are so lucky to be living in such a joyous time.















































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  6. Capn Crud

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    It's about Frankensence too
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    MatthewT furiously faps to this!
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    You think it takes talent to play Frankensence?!?
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  10. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    how come it doesnt say anything about dinosaurs in the bible?
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    lol, wut?
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member

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    mmmmmm ham
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    It's all grunting and mur!!
     
  14. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    just an observation. i read like the 1st 5 pages of the bible... said people lived to live 900 years old and no mention of dinosaurs .
     
  15. Gitfiddle

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    Anybody got any Myrrh up in this bitch?
     
  16. Charon

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    I asked that same question to the nuns when I was in Catholic school
     
  17. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    lol i mean how the fuck do u live to 900 years old? theres no medicine back then.
     
  18. Charon

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    I was told that there was no accurate means of a calendar so their years were not necessary the years as we know now. They just make shit up
     
  19. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    ya i remember reading that when i was 16 and thinking who the fuck believes this shit
     
  20. Charon

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    I also asked about how if Adam and Eve only had sons, where did their wives come from.

    Apparently, there were other women being made that weren't mentioned in the bible. They didn't like me questioning everything in grammar school.