People That Bathe In Perfume Or Cologne...

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Makes me sick!

    I just went to the coin op car wash to spray the salt off my car, I did it and came home. Then I kept smelling a stale sweet smell and realized it was on my hands, someones stink transferred onto the spray gun I used.

    And at least once every time I go to the market, I choke on some woman's two day old stale perfume cloud. :mad:

    Back before the onslaught of cell phones, salesman would come to my job and then ask to use the phone. Because mine was the first office, the secretaries didn't want to hand them their phone, so they would always send them into my office when I wasn't there. I would come in and put the phone on my shoulder and start making calls, a few seconds later I would start smelling someones stink and it would stay on my shirt for the rest of the day. :banghead:


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    Take up smoking, it'll kill your sense of smell. :c
     
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    Italian shower
     
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    I wear Mambo. The strippers love it!
     
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    I love smelling it, for the most part.
    Nothing better than a hot man in a tight t-shirt wearing cologne. Sometimes, walking in their wake is the highlight of my work day.
    I enjoy my Versace perfume, and actually Joan Rivers perfume is good too...but I only apply one or two sprays in the morning.
     
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    I had an old girlfriend that always wore perfume, and it was a nice scent and smelled fresh, most aren't bad. But some people either by their body chemistry or the fact that they don't bathe and you smell their musk mixed in, it almost makes me dry heave.
     
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    met with a sales rep in my office last week. I could still smell his cologne the next day. Had to spray some terrible 'air freshener' to kill it off a little.
    I wear a small amt of a non-offensive cologne, and pretty much hate smelling cologne on men.
    On the other hand I love the way [most] women smell.
    then again, I'm straight. :dontknow:
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Its a mixture of perfume, scented deodorant ,and B.O. P.U. I know what you mean jellybean
     
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    One of the doormen in my building must bathe in cologne. I can smell him from the eighth floor..
     
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    We have a fill-in UPS driver that comes by sometimes... really nice guy, but holy shit - he must douse himself with a gallon of cologne before he leaves the house.

    Worst part is he wears Aqua Di Gio - which I have myself and generally like... but my whole office smells of it for hours after he leaves.


    To all the men out there - here is a tip. You use one spray of cologne - or two at MOST (and that is seriously pushing it)... and you put it on your skin (preferably chest) under your clothes. The point is that women only smell it when they get close, or notice it with a smallest hint on the air.

    It's the difference between knowing to wear nice shoes and an ironed shirt to get a woman's attention vs. dressing up like Elton John thinking "the more the better".
     
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    hate smelling a dude with fckn cologne it's always mixed with their BO....FCKN GROSS.

    Love smelling the Ladies, some smell so good u want to jump on them!
     
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    I used to work in the office of a hotel and we had one frequent guest who wore so much perfume it gave me a headache. She always booked the same room (which was a good distance down the hall from my desk) and I could smell her as soon as she opened her door in the morning.
     
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  13. Jayla

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    Nothing like the scent of *clean* man who has *just* started to sweat a tiny bit. That's why we're always burying our noses in your chests.
     
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    That, and we're taller.
     
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    Had a guy come into my office yesterday like this, As soon as he left we had to open the windows to air out the place and it was cold as shit out. Rather deal with the cold that over the top cologne odor.
     
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    Almost always. I'm 5'4". But the pheromone thing too.
     
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    what about when you get change and the bills reek of cheap stripper's perfume.
     
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    Of course.
     
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    Hmm - gf said she likes to smell me. I find it disgusting if I have any smell and try to keep her away.
     
  20. Jayla

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    Take her word for it. That said, I should emphasize I was talking about a man who showers daily and has *just* started to sweat. ;)