People that constantly ask for prayers are retarded

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "hey everyone. my dads got a cold. please send prayers his way"

    "hi guy. my son has a reading test today. please pray for him"

    fuck off with that shit
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Say a reverse prayer to cancel one out. Perhaps a voodoo curse.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i see it all the time on facebook and hear it all the time in the office. "sending prayers your way"
     
  4. Asshat13

    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    you don't say prayers in church on the weekends? can't you just help these people out for few seconds.
     
  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    yes and no
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    you know damn well people are really praying for anyone. just looks good to say it
     
  7. TonyJax

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    Wishing and thinking good thoughts about someone is bad.

    I hear ya.
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    can i get your prayers today?
     
  9. Mr Sinister

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    Thinking of you during these difficult times.
     
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  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    thank you very much
     
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  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Knights of Columbus shitty in effect.
     
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    Yeah I save my prayer requests for important things.
     
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    God doesn't answer Facebook prayers.
     
  14. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    He told you that?
     
  15. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Jesus Christ!
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I pray that everyones' vacuums remain working. Amen
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Disagree. I got dirty sex from gals that wouldn't give me the time of day in hs. Thrice so far.
    :dance:
     
  18. Gomez

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    sometimes I pray and ask god to make my dick two inches longer, but it never happens :dontknow:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    n0704coverdale.jpeg
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I did too. God made my sack two inches lower. Such a kidder.
     
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