People that eat the food served at strip joints need their heads examined

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  1. yosemite sam

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    Gross as hell
     
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    Okay
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I dont want people that handle ass and sweaty tits all day making my food.
     
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    I handle ass and tits all day and I cook?
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You just gotta know where to eat Sam. In Oregon, to keep their liquor license, all those dumps have to sell a certain percentage of their gross receipts as food. You can get some decent food there, and they make the cooks keep their hands off the strippers. :grad:
     
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    You don't like the tacos?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Come to Oregon for a visit Goat, and I'll take you out for a steak and naked strippers!
     
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    I always get a tuna sandwich
     
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    I went to a place here that isn't considered a strip club, but the girls are dressed extremely sluttily. I saw one digging the string of her bikini bottom out of her ass as she was going into the kitchen. She delivered a tray of food to a table less than a minute later. I didn't really care because my waitress couldn't believe that I didn't have an erection and was checking my honesty for herself.
     
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    Buffet style..in Clearwater, FL :grad:



    [food was Okay..not great..but I really only was there to stare at dem tittays]
     
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    Did they have a stripper on the pole over the salad bar? ewwww
     
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    Shit, ill only drink bottled beer at those places. But I admit I've been in some dumps.
     
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    Charlie at the Pennsport Pub made a great grilled cheese and pepperoni sandwich. :dontknow:
     
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    I don't think that even @wife is a whore would go into that place...
     
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    That place embodies everything that a true patriot is a fan of. Pussy in the face, booze, nasty bartenders and drug deals in the rest rooms. What more could a person want?
     
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    Protection from tetanus?
     
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    Life is meant to be LIVED, my friend.
     
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    I'll take my dollar bills elsewhere, thanks.

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    I'm sure the Pennsport Pub girls will be super disappointed. :nojj:
     
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