Discussion in 'The Bar' started by VarmintSam, Jul 25, 2016.
Gross as hell
I dont want people that handle ass and sweaty tits all day making my food.
I handle ass and tits all day and I cook?
You just gotta know where to eat Sam. In Oregon, to keep their liquor license, all those dumps have to sell a certain percentage of their gross receipts as food. You can get some decent food there, and they make the cooks keep their hands off the strippers.
You don't like the tacos?
Come to Oregon for a visit Goat, and I'll take you out for a steak and naked strippers!
I always get a tuna sandwich
I went to a place here that isn't considered a strip club, but the girls are dressed extremely sluttily. I saw one digging the string of her bikini bottom out of her ass as she was going into the kitchen. She delivered a tray of food to a table less than a minute later. I didn't really care because my waitress couldn't believe that I didn't have an erection and was checking my honesty for herself.
Buffet style..in Clearwater, FL
[food was Okay..not great..but I really only was there to stare at dem tittays]
Did they have a stripper on the pole over the salad bar? ewwww
Shit, ill only drink bottled beer at those places. But I admit I've been in some dumps.
Charlie at the Pennsport Pub made a great grilled cheese and pepperoni sandwich.
I don't think that even @wife is a whore would go into that place...
That place embodies everything that a true patriot is a fan of. Pussy in the face, booze, nasty bartenders and drug deals in the rest rooms. What more could a person want?
Protection from tetanus?
Life is meant to be LIVED, my friend.
I'll take my dollar bills elsewhere, thanks.
I'm sure the Pennsport Pub girls will be super disappointed.