People that waste my and their time with coffee suck

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I hate people that waste my time and theirs fucking with coffee all day long. You idiots cant go 1 minute without it. It stinks, it stains your teeth and makes me want to kill you :)

    I dont hire people that drink coffee :)
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I dont drink coffee.

    Just one cup gets my anxiety jumpin like a mother fucker.

    Cant take it.
     
  3. Justin

    Justin New Member Banned User

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    My office has regular drama over the coffee.

    Usually over some shit head leaving it empty, and not making a new pot at 3:15 in the afternoon after 25 pots have been made that day.
     
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    whatever. i fucking love coffee.
     
  5. Anfkid

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    you must have people who drink folgers. i only buy the good stuff. no stinkin and my teefs are sparkling white!


    oh and i only have like 2-3 cups a week
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    Coffee is for closers. :fil:
     
  7. pontius pilot

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    i only put baileys, nyquil and vicodine in my coffee. :coffee:
     
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    Good thing I don't need a job.I'm good for a cup every couple days
     
  10. dawg

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    I'm talking about the people that drink 25 cups a day. Their whole life revolves around it. Their breath and clothes smell like coffee.
     
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    yea and keep those naggers off my lawn!
     
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    After about ten cups of coffee most people get all wired and turn into pricks.
     
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    that's just as bad as those white trash mothers who smoke kools one after another in front of their kids while shes hitting one and making kraft macaroni and cheese for the rest.
     
  14. pontius pilot

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    10 cups!!! :wtf:

    meth seems more of a safer choice. :haha:
     
  15. dawg

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    It all starts at Starbucks or the Convenience store. People arrive rushing late into work with a giant cup of coffee. They had plenty of time to buy barrels of coffee but not make it into work on time.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;QMFwFgG9NE8]http://youtu.be/QMFwFgG9NE8[/video]
     
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    Try caffeine pills........Jet brand 200mg at Kmart...90/$3.99 (way cheaper and better than noDoze brand)


    Until they steal your lawnmower.:rolleye:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I hear hot water with a portion of lemon is the way to go:

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    :hhh:
     
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    So that explains Iptude's attitude.