People who annoy Dawg

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Aug 22, 2013.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    This. /thread.
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Well, this went over like a fart in church I see...
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    In my wedding rehearsal, in the church, when I said "and be faithful to me and me alone" - my future husband to be busted out laughing.

    Talk about a quiet church.
     
  4. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I was respecting your.... This. /thread.
     
  6. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    This just gives me the sads :nocheer:
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Currious qwextin, did yous two kids smoosh the cake into each others faces when you fed it to each other for the pics or were you nice about it and just gave each other a bite?
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It wasn't my idea. My photographer made me do it.......and I REALLY didn't want him to do it back..........I had on a lot of makeup that day. Took me a good half hour to wash all the cake out of my eyes, get it out of my hair, and put makeup back on. :mad:

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  10. DarkFriday

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    You look very beautiful there Slippy.

    Cake and all :flowers:
     
  11. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    You were a beautiful bride slips. He didn't get you too bad, looks like you were a good sport about it too
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thank you guys.

    Wanna know a secret?
     
  13. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Yep.
     
  14. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    ill take people who say Reggie for 1000 alex
     
  15. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    see my wife told me she would kick my ass if i did that at our wedding
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I was literally taped into that dress.

    Double sided tape, to stop the girls from escaping. Figured out after a few shots with my photographer at a different location.

    Peeing was a 3 person ordeal, I had on a boustierre that literally made it hard to breath, a garter, stockings....

    If I was ever stupid enough to marry again - jeans and a t-shirt. I goddamn mean it. That shit is just stupid.

    Taping your tits into a dress. :urolleyes:
     
  17. DarkFriday

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    But....

    You really look great there so IMO its worth the pain to be that beautiful on your wedding day.

    Even if it didn't last, the beauty is still there.

    I will take you in that T-Shirt and jeans and we'll marry at the In n Out drive thru in Vegas :c
     
  18. Avery

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    Did you have to shave your nipples before using the tape?
     
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    Fine. I insist on getting married in Vegas by Elvis then. :fil: