Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Aug 22, 2013.
Well, this went over like a fart in church I see...
In my wedding rehearsal, in the church, when I said "and be faithful to me and me alone" - my future husband to be busted out laughing.
Talk about a quiet church.
I was respecting your.... This. /thread.
This just gives me the sads
Currious qwextin, did yous two kids smoosh the cake into each others faces when you fed it to each other for the pics or were you nice about it and just gave each other a bite?
It wasn't my idea. My photographer made me do it.......and I REALLY didn't want him to do it back..........I had on a lot of makeup that day. Took me a good half hour to wash all the cake out of my eyes, get it out of my hair, and put makeup back on.
You look very beautiful there Slippy.
Cake and all
You were a beautiful bride slips. He didn't get you too bad, looks like you were a good sport about it too
Thank you guys.
Wanna know a secret?
ill take people who say Reggie for 1000 alex
see my wife told me she would kick my ass if i did that at our wedding
I was literally taped into that dress.
Double sided tape, to stop the girls from escaping. Figured out after a few shots with my photographer at a different location.
Peeing was a 3 person ordeal, I had on a boustierre that literally made it hard to breath, a garter, stockings....
If I was ever stupid enough to marry again - jeans and a t-shirt. I goddamn mean it. That shit is just stupid.
Taping your tits into a dress.
You really look great there so IMO its worth the pain to be that beautiful on your wedding day.
Even if it didn't last, the beauty is still there.
I will take you in that T-Shirt and jeans and we'll marry at the In n Out drive thru in Vegas
Did you have to shave your nipples before using the tape?
Fine. I insist on getting married in Vegas by Elvis then.