People who arrive late to a movie...

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    No, that's not annoying or distracting.

    Trying to watch the screen while you geniuses cluster up on the aisle. Please don't come down my row. Oh good. Here you come. Squeezing past. You want so badly to trip them. It would be so easy. Sometimes you even have to stand just to let the shithead get by. Or worse, they take the seat directly next you. Or worse still, they ask you to move over a seat so everyone is elbow to elbow.

    Don't forget the blind idiots who use their cellphones as a flash light. Then comes the final whispering to each that must be mandatory before you finally settle in.

    WTF?

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    Boons.
     
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    It's why I go during the day
     
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    Every asshole with a cell phone is talking through movies now.
     
  5. Lucky Pierre

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    I Trainwreck with Amy Schumer

    The opening scene has a montage where Amy is hooking up with one good looking guy after another. The next morning they wake up and SHE'S the one pushing them out the door. They guy is trying to ask her out again.

    In male porn, all the females are hot and want to fuck.

    In female porn like this, all the males are good looking and want to commit.
     
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    When I ushered as a kid we would walk the late people in with a flashlight.
     
  8. TonyJax

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    Buy a 120 inch flat screen and wait for the DVD
     
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    When a Reggie is caught red handed doing something he shouldn't, he will resort to "dindu nuffin".

    In human terms, this would mean "I didn't do anything."

    If the Reggie is goodified before he can claim "dindus" then his family will step up to the plate and claim that he "dindu nuffin and wuz a good boy".

    Why do they always claim this? Well I solved it, my friends.

    A group of lovely people actually don't do anything. They're smarter than they look. If they're caught in the middle of a crime they say "I dindu nuffin" because they're actually telling the truth. A group of lovely people are so useless that they do nothing all day every day.

    Their families will also attest to this. "He dindu nuffin!" It's true, he was a lazy piece of shit on welfare, doing nothing with his life.

    They're smarter than they let on... those great noble apes...
     
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    If they just showed up for Star Wars or Saturday Night Feaver, I'd say that's pretty god damned late.
     
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    lulz
     
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    I :giggle: at that too.
     
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    It's not the same and it never will be
     
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    Some major yuppy looking couple came in to Jurrasic world towing two babies that had no business in the theater. They were exactly like the skit they used to play on SNL. They were both intently on their smart phones through the previews, the dozen shut off your fucking phone reminders, The M&M and Coke commercials and into the opening scene. That's when I scraped up some balls and told them to shut them off. I was so fucking pissed it must have transmitted to their thick heads because they immediately shut them off. I'm usually pretty meek but I do get pissed when I've paid 12 bucks for a ticket, 13 bucks for a bushel of popcorn and a gallon of coke and my peace is disturbed.
     
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    Your ancestors just couldn't pick their own cotton. Thanks bro.
     
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    Totally agree. Besides the screen being smaller, the sound isn't as good and there are too many distractions at home.
     
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    Not having 60 other assholes talking while trying to watch a movie?

    If I go to a movie, its early in the day and after its been out for awhile.
     
  18. Lucky Pierre

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    It fascinates how someone can watch the "turn off your cell phone" message and then blatantly ignore it. Maybe they think it only applies to talking on the phone?
     
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    There was a time many years ago where most people weren't so unbelievably self absorbed and selfish, and they subscribed to this thing called etiquette. You know people used to get dressed up to go out in public? Forget about air travel, that was practically black tie.
     
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    I went to Mission Impossible opening night at 7:30. The crowd was just fine. I think the difference may be the location of the theater in relation to where the heathens live.