People who chew with their mouth open/talk to you while theyve got a mouthful of food

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    What in the H E L L is the deal ??.. Are you oblivious to that fact that you're grossing everyone the fuck out around you with your smacking sounds & flying food bits? ...

    <When the food goes in, the lips go shut>




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    I hate them.

    I hate hearing people chew while they are talking to me on the phone.
     
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    I wish they would die in a fire
     
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    I have a guy at work that not only smacks his food when he's chewing, but he occasionally moans while he's doing it ... I wanna slap the shit out of him every time I see him go to the break-room
     
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    and when the elderly do it, it's even worse.
     
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    [video=youtube;dH8KI5qTj5M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8KI5qTj5M[/video]
     
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    I could go for a hamburger right now.
     
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    I can't stand it when people smack their gum. I have customers that come in doing that all the time. I feel like punching them in the throat!
     
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    My memory's freakish. I haven't seen "The Flamingo Kid" in at least 20 years but I still remembered that scene. :tadah::sd:
     
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    The guy who starts threads about his bowel movements and where he flicks his boogers is discussing proper etiquette when chewing your food.
     
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    At subway the other day i heard every crunch of every chip the fatass next to put in his mouth everytime, it was like his jawls was an echo chamber
    I hate when people scrape the metal fork/spoon across their teeth
     
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    We used to have a Pastor like that. He'd come over for dinner and watching him eat was like watching a spinning meat grinder expel ground beef.
     
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    Everybody poops. Everybody pulls boogers from their nose & disposes of it somewhere. You are not forced to read my magical threads... this particular gentleman walks into my office with a mouthful of food, regularly, leaving little option but to experience his vileness
     
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