People who do the fast powerwalk off the plane and down to baggage claim

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck is wrong with you? When you get there, you'll just have to wait the 17 minutes for the luggage anyway.

    "Oh look, everyone else is racing off with a super fast walk, I better follow the herd and walk unnaturally fast too. I love being a sheep"
     
  2. Tranquil

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    Maybe he really has to use the shitter? Did you follow him the whole way, by fast walking behind him?
     
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    I do that just to get away from all the assholes I had to spend the last 4 hours with... most of them coughing and wheezing.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    That's why I never check a bag. Carryon Jones for me.
     
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    I'm usually leaving a trail of farts.
     
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    I do that. Fantastic thread, btw.
     
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  7. Lucky Pierre

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    You just parked your car at the grocery store, Do you walk towards the entrance like a lunatic? Super hurried pace in the parking lot?

    No? You walk like a normal human? Then why do you do it the nanosecond you step off the plane?

    Fucking idiots
     
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    Why yes, I do. Luck, have you met Peter Fonda? I think the 2 of you could have some fun together.
     
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    Still doesn't excuse why you powerwalk. When you're exiting a movie do you walk the same way? Of course not. Only down to baggage claim (or ground transportation) do you insist on being such a faggot
     
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    I've normally got a half kg of yak keistered. I'm uncomfortable.
     
  12. Lucky Pierre

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    No.

    The vast majority aren't racing or even using the bathroom. They're racing off (like an asshole) solely for reason that everyone else is.
     
  13. Lucky Pierre

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    It just doesn't really happen in any other non-emergency situation. So odd the way it happens in this one thing alone.
     
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    I need to escape the paparazzi
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Sometimes the baggage claim works fast and people are afraid their bag will be stolen.

    I also agree the fart walk is in play for a few passengers

    Some have to pee.
     
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    It's an amazing spectacle.

    Coming into Penn Station on Amtrak it's the same deal.
    People struggling with their luggage to stand in the aisle waiting for the train's long slow crawl through the series of dark, diesel fume choked, smokey tunnels.

    Who does that?
    People with an overwhelming sense of importance.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    The world is filled with jagoffs and fucktards. Transportation is what brings them all together.
     
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    As a former frequent flyer, I came to the conclusion that the fast walkers are self important jack offs that have to re-establish communication with those people that can't scratch their ass without their leadership. Or like Tranquil said...maybe the turtle was poking it's head out....
     
  19. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    You also need to add that these people position themselves exactly where the bags enter the claim area to snag them ASAP.


    * I traveled by air tonight and since its an overnight trip, no baggage to check in.
     
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    i hate people that walk with no purpose, aim or velocity.
     
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