WTF People who drive like assholes

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  1. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    Can suck a giant, hairy brown moosecock.

    I drop off my son at preschool this morning in the car line. I'm behind a minivan where some kid's grandma just dropped him off. You could hear dog yapping coming from her vehicle. I didn't think anything of it, until I got stuck behind her for like 5 miles while she drifted all over the road, stopped way out in the intersection at a red light and never once used a turn signal. I was thinking she was either on the phone or having a stroke. Finally, we get to a point where she's going left and I'm going straight I look over as I pass and see she's got multiple dogs on her lap! When I go to pick him up I see her again, still with the fucking dogs. I counted at least 3 of them that I could see.

    Then, I'm coming home and waiting to turn as some dumb bitch on the phone is coming to a near complete stop, THEN decides to use her turn signal after she's turning already. I put up my hand a-la Paulie Walnuts and mouth the words "get off the phone dummy!". So she sticks her tongue out at me. FML :facepalm:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    People really suck badly.
     
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    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Assholes(most people) have this misplaced sense of entitlement. THEY have to be on the phone. THEY have to have dogs all over their car. What are YOU, the cops?
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    @Shivvy drives like an asshole
     
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  5. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    Why would his driving be any different than the rest of his life? :jj:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    oh snap son
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    This is why I make my wife cart the kids around.
     
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    Sloppyjoe VIP Extreme Gold

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    The world would be a lot better without people. I'm convinced of that.
     
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    it used to be kids in the Honda civics who were the worst
    it's now mini-vans and the little mazda car

    terrible --just terrible
     
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    I was leaving my neighborhood the other day and there were 2 cars parked side by side with 2 women talking to each other in them.
    I sat there for a minute and waited and they didn't move. I finally blew the horn. Still nothing.
    I drive around them. I had the passenger side window open and told the lady to get her piece of shit out of the middle of the road.
    She told me to mind my own business and the only reason I said something to her is because she's black.
    :dickhead:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    This is true
     
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    DON'T get me started. I commute 25k a year and I have seen them all. Those fuckheads, left lane hoggers, cell/text/chatters/shavers/makeup artists. And fuck those big ass SUVs who think they're in their living room on wheels taking their time like they're just slouching at home.
     
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    I have a 40 mile commute each way. I probably come close to being killed at least once a day. People just don't pay attention. Phone talkers are the worse.
     
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    around seattle you keep your eyes peeled when a black Mercedes is near by. good chances that its an older Asian man or woman that has been on US soil for about 5 minutes
     
  16. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    I was gonna say something along those lines too, that people act like they're in their living room while behind the wheel. It's nuts.
     
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  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...phones in cars is always going to be dangerous. im not even sure if a total hands free system is good because youre talking to someone whos not in the car with you. that imo takes your mind off of driving because youre mentally building what the caller is describing etc, taking your mind off the road. and texting while driving is just dangerous but theres a lot of that happening too.
     
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  18. XuXu

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    Exactly. If you need two hands to do something, then your brain should be in on it too. (Ellen)
     
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    There is hope folks. Its called retirement.
    I went from over 5000 miles a year to 500 miles a year.
     
  20. XuXu

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    When I get old I wanna live in one of those places where everything gets done for you and you just get on one of those shuttle thingies if you feel like going somewhere.
     
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