people who go to work when they're sick: fuck you

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if you're sick, don't be a selfish cunt. stay home. since october i've been dodging colds, the flu, norovirus, bronchitis, and all sorts of ailments that the selfish cunts at my work bring in with them because they don't stay home when they're sick. but now i woke up with a fucking head cold. i know the cunt who gave it to me, too. name's troy. fuck troy.
     
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    People who take the day off because of a little cold are pussies imo.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they destroy productivity and are selfish little cunts if they come to work and spread their diseased germs.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ps: bonerz

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    Troy seems like a nice guy
     
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    This has been a Dinkus Mayhem Moment. :up:
     
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    Sounds like a hard working, dedicated man. Not some pussy who would let a little sniffle stop him from doing his job.
     
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    I don't want to waste a sick day when I don't feel well.......those are for days when I have stuff to do! :c
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

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    the fucker was hacking up phlegmy bile for two days and complained the whole time about how sick he was. when we said "go home. you're going to get everyone else sick." he was all like "no i'm ok."
     
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    he is sick during the week and healthy by the weekend. everyone else is sick all weekend long.
     
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    Today Troy is all :yes:
     
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    pwned
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

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    he's all "i wonder why dinkus isn't at crossfit this morning."
     
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    the way I see it, Troy is a giving man that is very dedicated to his job. what's not to like?
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

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    probly so bro. probly so.
     
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    his germs. he's the kind a guy who spreads aids because when he tells the lady he don't like condoms.
     
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    My immune system should honestly be studied by scientists. I simply do not get sick. I have not seen a doctor for over 12 years (no reason to) and have not had a non-alcohol induced sickness for even longer.

    The last time I remember being sick was when I had kidney stones in 1999. Even they were there one day, smaller the next day and then gone on the third day without ever having to pass them. My body just destroyed them on it's own.
     
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    I agree...that's how I got the flu a few weeks back...fuckers.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's cool as shit. you probably eat like a pound a bacon a day and smoke two packs of camel straights. genetics is crazy things.

    see? fuck those selfish "i don't want to waste a sick day on being sick" faggitz. i hate you. literally, i fucking hate you.
     
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    My god! You are perfection!

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