People who Hmus says want to bang him?

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  1. TallTyrion

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    I was listening to a tape of Hmus' review of New Year's Rockin Eve and while he's giving his critical review, he drops that Jenny McCarthy told him that she wants to have sex with him....what other celebs has he claimed wanted sex?
    Didn't he say at one time that Sandra Bernhard wanted it from him (before she came out)?
     
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    Beth.
     
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    She says she doesn't want to be a celebrity. And I'm fairly sure she isn't banging him or wants to bang him.
     
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    Since Alison he hasn't fucked anyone who wasn't after his money or payment, every one knows this including the stork
     
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    Pamerla Andersonnnn
     
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    I believe that if she wanted to do him, he would have let that happen.
     
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    Carmen Electra, Farrah Fawcett, Jillian Barbari whatever her name is.
     
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    Farrah? the other 2 I get, but Farrah? Oy.
     
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    really? Farrah was once the biggest sex symbol in the entire world and you don't get that?
     
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    No...I don't get that it was Farrah that wanted to bang HIM.
     
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    oh! lol I'm a duh. she went a loopy little for a few years don't forget.
     
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    oh...that's right. She was still hot during that period...right?
     
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    Hot women are lining up to get some of this fаg's short dick?

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    All these chicks coming to the show are playacting and trying to be nice to the host who's obviously as attractive as Cryptkeeper.
     
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    He's just kidding about his micropenis. Everyone knows that...:facepalm:


    He tells everyone that these bimbos want him, so it must be true.
     
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    Shannon Elizabeth. She said she wanted for Howard to be her first because his small dick wouldn't hurt.
     
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    i like the Hmus but prefer Heimus
     
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    Jackie's wife
     
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    Kate Hudson.

    He swore to this for years.

    Then later admitted that it was simply because she talked to him, and was nice to him, so in his mind, that meant that she wanted to have sex with him.

    He went on to admit that she never even called him when she got to New York, like she said she would.

    He knew that little piece of the story all along, but for years still claimed that he could have gotten her.

    The man is delusional.

    Btw, the woman that he received oral sex from in a bathroom was Ellen Barkin, I think. I was watching a random, old, episodes and one of the guest comedians they had sitting in Jackie's chair revealed this. Howard quickly talked over it and tried to get him to take it back, saying "I spoke to Ellen, yes." But the comedian said that Howard and Ellen went off alone together "in a back room" at some party the comedian was at.

    This makes sense, as Ellen married that fat, short, bald, billionaire (blanking on his name right now), so obviously she's into guys with money, regardless of look.

    LOL at Howard trying to pass it off as some A-list celebrity, like he's been trying to insinuate for years.
     
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    Heimus is good, but it doesn't capture the essence of the Hypocrisy