Guy in front of me tells the cashier to "have a great opportunity!" That took a moment to sink in as I stepped up to take his place... then I realized he was telling the cashier to "have a great day," but because he's a LA hipster new-agey faggot, he wants to remind her that "every day is an opportunity! Every day is a gift!" Get it??? I'm just pissed that I missed my "opportunity" to kick his ass in the parking lot. But because of his lisp, he probably was an actual faggot and then it would have been a hate crime. Don't misunderstand me, I have no problem with gay people, I just hate people who tell me what kid of day to have. George Carlin died too soon!