People who read books at bookstores

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    Weird the way the don't know how fucking lame they are, right?

    Hi, I think I'll stand here next to this rack for 3 hours reading this book, don't mind me.
     
  2. Lucky Pierre

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    I posture like that at Starbucks with my laptop and papers all spread out.

    People probably think I'm a top Hollywood executive working on James Cameron's next movie.
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Why would they put all of the overstuffed furniture and even fireplaces in the bookstores if they didn't expect you to sit and read?
     
  5. Daveindiego

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    I like when they sit down in the aisle to read.

    I used to go stand as close to them as I possibly could, pretending to look for books.

    Now I don't go to the bookstore anymore. I use iBooks. Love it.
     
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    This. :lo5:
     
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    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Depends on how you look back at chicks who look at you sitting there, reading with a furrowed brow, like you are really trying to figure out the meaning of life... :pimp:

    I might have to try that sometime..... :hat:
     
  8. gwartney

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    I always get a Hustler off of the Magazine rack and then go sit in the romantic novel section and make moaning sounds while looking at it.
     
  9. Daveindiego

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    I do that too.

    Small world.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Sometimes I masturbate too.
     
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    This.
     
  12. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon what do I do now? Staff Member

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    now I know which section to avoid then