Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, May 29, 2015.
Did you two hours ago?
Gilaet doesnt worrk
Talking w my manager one time about passing a drug test: "When did you last get high?" Me: "What time is it now?" NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER. OMG. So glad I didn't say that, which was the first thing that popped in my head. "Not too long ago" came out instead. Man, I hate drug testing.
My friend was getting some kind of higher government security clearance. He worked for a defense company on bombs and shit. He was told by his boss to be completely honest when the government people questioned him. After getting details of his past drug use, they asked him if he planned to do any drugs in the future and he replied that he couldn't rule it out. It almost cost him his job. He ended up getting drug tested like once a month for five years. The boss that told him to be honest got fired because he flunked his drug test.