People who take shits at work

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dionysus, May 29, 2015.

  1. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    You are fucking pigs. No one else wants to smell your disgusting dumps. There is someone at my work who takes a shit a minute he walks in. Train your bowels to do that at home! :asshole:
     
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    I did about 2 hours ago. :shucks:
     
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    A-Fucking men.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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  5. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    That was very rude of you
     
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    Iroth мудак

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    Something good about being paid to shit.
     
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    @Shivvy
     
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    I usually drop one early in the a.m. at home, but this one just surprised me :dontknow:
     
  9. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    I wouldn't want to share the same seat with the people I work with. Can't imagine what's on their ass.
     
  10. EasyJesus

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    I am so with you, there is an Asian guy who I swear has ass cancer and you can smell when he is taking a shit all the way out in the hall. Its so fucking disgusting I have to walk around in used Asian fecal dust :no:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what kinda of walls do you have at your office :wtf:
     
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    I blow it up everyday after lunch. Chipotle Thursdays don't help the cause.
     
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  13. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    That's just awful. Breathing in his shit! :puke:
     
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    Shit when you gotta shit.

    I see no reason to train your bowels not to go for what amounts to 1/3rd of the day or more.

    That's what the toilet is for. Shitting.
     
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    Normal wall dude, I have never smelled shit like this before, its awful and if you walk into the bathroom the smell is thick like a fog :puke:
     
  16. BrulesRules

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    every day at 10:30am like clock work.
     
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    When I was in the Navy there was this guy who was a huge pussy and his wife wouldn't let him take a shit at home before he came to work.
     
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  19. Dionysus

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    People don't want to smell you, hear your shit splat against the walls.
     
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  20. Dionysus

    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    :scared: