People who walk up stairs one at a time...

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Are you even trying not to be fat?
     
  2. wigtropolis

    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    1 steppers are a fucking blight on society.

    They are all "Fuck yuuuuuuuuu, I will get up there at my own pace, not my problem bitches."
     
  3. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    For years I lived in a third floor apartment, with no elevator, and it kept me in much better shape than I realized until I moved away and got lazy.
     
  4. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Every step is a rep.
     
  5. Nikkerz

    Nikkerz Legend Gold

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    I'm sure this isn't directed at skinny people, but some people, like me, don't have long enough legs to make it more than one step at a time.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    What are your thoughts on escalators?
     
  7. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    They are the work of the Devil! Sorcery I say!
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    A) I hope you mean this only to people who have no choice but to use the stairs. Anyone taking stairs instead of an elevator should be applauded even if they don't meet your standards.

    B) I have a bigger problem with people going really slow than those not taking two stairs at a time.


    C) Has anyone standardized the optimum distance to be below a female wearing a skirt on the stairs?
     
  9. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    coughcoughblaeckscough....
     
  10. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I take one step/stair at a time. I like to be sure my booty pops out with each step. Especially when wearing stilettos or these boots.

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  11. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer. :jj:

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  12. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Escalators can be a great workout...go down the up escalator and up the down escalator.
     
  13. HeinousMark

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    Mall Security will tase you, bro.....
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Me too.
     
  15. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Running from Mall Security is a workout too...well if they are on Segways.
     
  16. Ano

    Ano Dawg Supporter

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    Always two stepping here.

    F those slow bastardos
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    If I am alone I run up them 2 at a time, if I'm with my gal I run 3 at a time.
     
  18. stripes

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    booty poppers>two steppers
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday I'll take the NY Giants +3 Gold

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    :hhh::boobs::wub:
     
  20. Markijuano

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    Bastards who just stand and treat it like a disney ride. Hey fuckass move!