News Perfect anatomy to survive a car crash: huge head, no neck and extra tits.

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    How the human body would have to be built to survive a catastrophic car crash: Sculptor creates 'super human' with massive head, extra nipples and no neck to launch road safety campaign.

    "The body of Graham with his huge chest, inflated head, extra nipples and absence of a neck has been designed to survive a car crash.

    Graham, who was created by Melbourne sculptor Patricia Piccinini, is part of the Victorian Government's new road safety campaign.

    Piccinini drew from the knowledge of trauma surgeon Christian Kenfield and road safety engineer David Logan to build a body that could withstand a high-speed crash.

    Graham's warped features, such as his huge chest and extra nipples which are meant to mimic air bags and protect his rib cage, highlight how vulnerable the human body is in car crashes.

    His lack of neck rules out broken bones and whiplash, while his flat, fatty face is designed to protect his nose and ears.

    The padded up chest with airbags between each rib protects his heart."
     
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    Looks like he's been working out.
     
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    He looks like he was on How Much Ya Bench?
     
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    Or, just buy one of these.
     
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    he looks good :surprised:
     
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    I have a big head and boobies. I do have a neck though. Rats.
     
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    And this contributes to road safety how?
     
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    So basically Baltimore Mike from the nipples up.
     
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    Hey @Dorb thought this could almost be avatar material for ya!
     
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    And the goatee does what, exactly?